I’m in the hospital and on many medications and I thought you were asking if you could remove part of the spider without harming the spider.

A private school I used to go to banned Listerine breath strips, the ones you put on your tongue, because too many kids were using them.

Popsicle looks like Hitler.

This is better.

Such a punchable face. Damn

Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

Magic the Gathering

How the fuck is meta the most used means of that information being given to those who need it? What the fuck man how did we let that happen. Imagine the places that haven’t had something to test their systems of communication. Damn.

Good thing India has an awful football team.

What’s more infuriating that a post complaining about someone else complaining? Probably one complaining about a post complaining about someone else complaining.

Scissors in packaging you need scissors to open.

Wowoman and hair are my favorites

When was undergrad? That could be 2 or 60 years. You could be 113 years old.

Nikola Tesla

Nope, if I’m wrong and there is a god I plan to kick their dick instead out for all the anguish and suffering that could have been avoided. god cannot be both omnipotent and all loving. Only one or the other.

Also, in the loosely remembered words of Ricky Gervais, “if all recorded history of religion, and of science were suddenly erased from the earth; in a thousand years you’d have all the science back exactly the same, but the religions would be totally different.” Which I find very compelling.

Ehh best I could do on my phone from bed.

Edit: if anyone has a high resolution version of the Biden picture please send it

Nice vegan pizza to go with your star track.

Thank you! Definitely not your fault. I’m just zonked with meds.