Now there's a level-five transporter accident

You should have to get a special license to drive something as big as a modern pickup truck.

And you should have to have a justifiable reason to buy and own one.

And there should be restrictions on where they can be driven.

Basically most people shouldn't have pickup trucks.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

And a tax on cannabis sales would fund these farms, he proposed.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but... is he really suggesting a federal tax on a federally illegal substance?

He's an ally cat [canned laughter]

but the decision could fall to Trump, who has opposed banning TikTok.

I firmly believe he only ever said that to get elected. Trump is the one who called for the ban in the first place, and he's already shown that he won't be following through on the campaign promises he doesn't actually care about.

It's weird hearing it come out the other end.

Confirmed fake, unfortunately:

Update: It’s since been confirmed that the profile attributed to John Carpenter is fake. We’ll keep this post live to avoid 404 errors. Sadly, the posts outlined below really are too good to be true, and weren’t written by the horror maestro himself.

to the stars (through suffering? New one for me)

"Through adversity" is the translation I've heard.

Strong feminist values?

Aphantasia, motherfucker

Why are we getting remasters for games that already look great on PS5? There are plenty of games that could actually use the touch up, and don't run natively on current-gen at all.

It feels like Sony is sitting on a goddamn gold mine.

"Jim Crow? You mean like the character from Dumbo?"

And as if he hasn't been doing this throughout his entire term as president.

It'd also be technically true to say "Elon Musk, CEO and self-proclaimed founder of Tesla..."

You mean her Chamber of Secrets?