Yep, it's going to take a few months for the spam bots to really take control of the default subs. There's still several subs' mod teams who are in active standoffs with the admins about the NSFW tag, and I believe there's still a large amount of lesser known/popular subs that are either still completely inaccessible or in read only mode.

I spent about 30 mins of an hour and a half meeting today screaming at several people, thankfully all while on mute.

SCP-5000, right?

I could fix her.

Gaetz is a diddler.

The planet is actively being killed by some of us for money, and we're not doing anything to stop it.

LMFAO!

I love you.

Found the spider: >!panel 1, top of the door!<.

Well I know what I'm doing this weekend: learning how to liberate the hyperspace energy from my body.

A human being is a hyperspace energy being living in a physical container or body that is comprised of 67% water. This high percentage of water makes this invention possible. Referring to FIG. 1, the hyperspace energy being receives energy from our dimension through seven vortices that run the length of the body. Each vortex connects to a separate hyperspace dimension having its own particular frequency. This arrangement allows for the development of seven modular energy components corresponding to the mind, spiritual eye, voice, body, abdomen, plasma energy ball (battery), and ground connection.

Vortex (A), known as the top vortex, supplies energy to the mind and provides a channel of communication to other entities in the universe. This channel has been tested up to 100,000 light years which is the diameter of the galaxy.

Ok, so we're just applying for patents on random Wuxia novel elements now?

Minneapolis/Saint Paul, too.

CIA people

That's a hilarious typo.

So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

We're not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!

It tastes like viscous chalky milk with a faint minty taste.

Definitely just us cool kids doing this right now.

Or everyone except Charlie at the beginning of The Nightman Cometh:

But who versus? Who are we doing it versus?

I'm just using mobile Chrome until Sync for Lemmy is released.

More like Nana's dentures, a hot glue gun, a pair of pliers, and a roadkill coyote.