Quality and quantity. That box of cereal suddenly costs 0.50 cents more and has 4 ounces less of product. I hate this place sometimes

Boomer humor found its way to lemmmy

I knew when I was 12 I never wanted children. I got married at 20. I got fixed at 24. I am almost 40 and have no regrets other than not getting fixed sooner, but finding a doc to fix a lady at 18 is damn near impossible.

I have a 600 day streak on Duolingo in Japanese. So yeah I know English and JavaScript.

Jeez I have voted by mail for every election I've participated in. That looks miserable.

I can't agree more! I have tried both soda stream and drinkmate and would recommend the drinkmate. It's just better, you can fizz juice and non-water drinks. Soda stream is also a consumer boycott target if you don't want to support the genocide in Palestine. 😬

I've said this elsewhere, but if you are in the states and have health insurance sterilization is covered! For those with lady bits too! This changed with ACA and as soon as it was in effect I started searching for doctors. Easier said than done unless you are old or already have children. But it is possible now, unless you are in some state that used their right to take that right away.

This has got to be rage bait like the litterbox thing right?

My dad told me to eat salads and lose weight when I was a little kid. I will never forget. Please don't shame her, weight and appearances are so touchy but criticizing every bite I ate only fucked me up. I was chubby, I still consider myself the same proportional level of chubby as when I was a kid. I have yoyo dieted my whole life and when I see him I still just push food around my plate.

The one great thing I remember about my childhood was driving long distances the two of us. He would often need to drive a few hours out of town to pick stuff up for work, and I would sit in the passengers seat with one of those huge map books and I would navigate us there. It was a ton of fun just doing mini road trips once or twice a month.

I also went to conventions related to his profession, the topic was boring but conventions of any type inevitably have loads of candy dishes. Just doing things together the two of us felt special.

I'm fairly sure my husband does this for me, just as I do for him. We know how far to let one another struggle before fun becomes frustration. I love playing single player games as a couple.

Getting laid off from my tech job was both the scariest and most freeing moment in my life. It's been over a year now and I've transitioned into doing just a few hours of contract work.

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It's really nice if you got the right person for it. I love my person so much 💓💓💓

This looks accurate but I'll need to check my sources.

Yeah I also needed my husband to approve for some reason. So demeaning.

Love is looking at weird lumps and bumps on or around your person's genitalia. Actually, love might be being comfortable enough to ask someone to checkout that mole on your taint.

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y'all shouldn't be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family's potato salad.

Well to be fair Google results these days be kinda crazy sometimes

I can taste the black mold and dangerous living conditions already!

Of course ask and ye shall receive

Also there's a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history