To be fair, the person who fucked the reflecting pool was also fucking kids on the island.

Back in my day all we had was ADVGA.

Guy "Say Pete, do you have any good excuses for buying another guitar? I saw this really nice Les Paul and I don't have a Les Paul yet, but the misses says I don't need another guitar."

St Peter "This is Heaven, you don't need guitars here."

Guy "Did my wife tell you to say that?"

Oh the humanity!

It's 10 p.m. do you know where your parents are?

And then there was that time Rock & Rule aired on one of the 3 free TV channels and changed all our lives, as we struggled to adjust the rabbit ears. Interrupted only by the occasional glance out the window looking for the car pulling into the driveway because you were told to be in bed by 9:30 and better not be up when your folks got home.

what is supposed to be and what is are often two different things.

There's also a whole lot of drugs in there

Canada should offer to let states de-funded by trump to become the 11th, 12th 13th provinces and so on.

maybe he was trying to make it a peedo pool

I aint your guy, pal

are you tired of winning yet?

Based on how much I walked into the casino with or how much I was up?

That Canada should shut down the St Lawrence Seaway

Better to nuke that fat away.

Love that American Flag Blue

They often didn't have head rests, so whiplash. They also came from a time when shoulder belts weren't common and seat belts in general were more of a suggestion.

And then there were the days when parents would stuff too many kids into the front of a single cab with a bench seat and put us 2 to a seat belt, and / or one kid on the lap of the driver. But those were also the days of the rear facing seat in the station wagon. I also remember my scout leader packing a group of us into the bed of a pickup, shit was scary but so much fun.

It's a few months away

I didn't know who William Sherman was till about a minute ago. If he did slaughter the buffalo, is it too late to hate him?