That space before 60 is crucial to the answer, Dontchaknow.

I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

I think the green one is misspelled. It reads:

"No llores porque termino, sonrie porque sudecio"

That almost makes sense. It should be "sucedio".

It translates to "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"

It's a photoshop. The girl is from another awkward dance photo.

It's a nursing excellence award. Pretty prestigious. You can be nominated by a patient or an employee. They write down why they think you are deserving of one on a card and then a panel chooses who gets awarded. There's even a runner-up kind of award if the nurse was in the final considerations but didn't actually win.

What did you say? All I see is asterisks

That's his fetish.

Highly concentrated dihydrogen monoxide.

But for real though, I have no idea.

Are you defining Americans as "people that live on the American continent and the Caribbean" or "people that live in the United States of America"?

I think OP means the former.

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Agreed. It's the man's beard that gives me "modern" vibes

One is all you need.

I wish I could build so massively like that. All my buildings end being exactly as big as they need to be. How do you go about planning something like this?

I felt like I was taking crazy pills until I came across this comment. I've always heard this one instead of the "beating his wife" one.

I've also heard some variations of this one like "a witch is marrying the devil" or "a witch is getting married".

I personally call them sunshowers.

Sofa King

I actually do, and I know I'm not alone.

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

What's that stuff in the "after" pic...?