I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.
You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.
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Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.
Don't you want inflated dick waffles though?
Best $575.99 I've ever spent
There's a similar model.for $480. Just sayin'...
(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I'll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.
I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.
dear penis
You can’t put a price on your hap-penis!
Why is it industrial, lmao?
I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like... is this for a restaurant?
You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.
There is definitely a market for this.
When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.
I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price
Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.
Already been done in Toronto.
https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/
Lady bits are a little cheaper.
The twat waffle
This Christmas I'm giving OP's mom a waffle iron.
That's great they have a payment plan... I want 2, please.
Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker
I know, right... that's why I just got this less expensive model and only paid $21.45 a month for 1 year.
Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.
Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.
LIES! It's only $227
How can there possibly be enough demand for commercial production of a product like this?
Do gay day clubs serve a buffet breakfast?
Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?
Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.