She'll change her mind after working in retail or food service for a week.

I got the base game for free on GoG after playing it once on Gamepass a few years back, now I get the two expansions + remastered as well lol

Child me would be amazed at how easy it is to play AAA games without spending a dime nowadays. I grew up with a dozen or so games and that was it because my father didn't want to spend more money on videogames lol

Curiously, I think my app doesn't display it correctly.

It's a cutie patootie, but that would scare me shitless for a few seconds if I saw it when opening my front door lol

The scientific notation is Bat−1

Edit: exponentiation doesn't work on Lemmy, or at least I don't know how to make it work and now the joke is ruined.

Beautiful!

Aw, the names are fitting, because my heart is melting!

I see it's very much concerned with the current geopolitical situation and the financial crisis.

Or maybe it's thinking about food.

You and me both, lil' bunny. But if I can do it, I'm sure you can do it too!

Don't play with your food!

BREAKING NEWS: There are no news and there won't be news.

Let's protect the children by scanning everyone's face and ID and uploading them to a server that'll get hacked five years from now.

I love how so many people on Reddit are acting like this is a complete shock. That site has been a cesspool of bots and targeted ads for years now, people still believed they were having real conversations with humans? I'd be surprised if legit content was higher than 50%.

You know the times are dire when you find yourself rooting for Moscow Mitch.

Electing Trump the first time was the equivalent of Brexit.

Electing him twice is the equivalent of setting your own home on fire, walking back inside while the house is still burning and taking a nap, hoping that the flames will only destroy your neighbour's house.

How do you "accidentally" record other people's conversations?

As for Game Pass and other subscription services, Whitten said that developers like Aggro Crab would not be on the hook, as the fees are charged to distributors, which in the Game Pass example would be Microsoft.

In which case, Microsoft and other distributors will not release Unity games on their subscription services. This will harm game developers either way.

Geez, the internet and the tech industry as a whole is collapsing. Twitter, Reddit, Unity... What the fuck is going on in the last few years?

I pirated 90% of the texts I used to write my thesis at university, because those books would have cost me hundreds of euros that I didn't have.

Fuck you, capitalism.

Props to this person for never washing their mouth off their friend's blood. I'm sure they had the chance to do it, but chose to walk all over the hospital with their mouth covered in blood so that the nurse could see it, otherwise the joke wouldn't have landed.

I work in a hotel.

One day, a family comes to the reception to tell me that their window is broken, asking me to change their room. I ask if I can take a look.

It turns out, they didn't know the existence of tilt & turn windows and were scared that the window was going to fall down lol