GOOGLE IS A TRILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION

Trump is so fucking stupid he doesnt even know how his party is supposed to work.

There are no leftist corporations.

I think it would be cooler to just steal MAGA from them

pretend we have no idea what they mean if they accuse us of taking it

just fully gaslight an entire political party lmao

edit:

we could even keep the exact same font and color scheme and everything. damn, that would be so funny

every time we see a maga hat: "hell yeah man! Woman in the white house lets gooo!"

I think we could do it, it cant be that hard to gaslight trump voters. Everybody else is doing it

iirc the hospital tipped the police about the abortion

which does, in fact, make me more angry

i just want a small property with a yard and a couple trees and room to grow some plants and tinker on projects

if only i didn't spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on avocado toast in my 20s

dont forget the trickster god character who shows up to teach Picard valuable lessons a few times a season

you know, Loki

i mean Mxyptlk

i mean Hermes

i mean Anansi

damn what was his name? Omnipotent, sows chaos, acts as an on again off again antogonist, can warp reality to his will, teleport and shapeshift......

Bugs Bunny

Yall GOTTA stop pretending 30 is old

ive only been an adult on my own for like 5 years, relax

im cis af

i like my genitals and body shape and i consider myself lucky for having a brain that matches my body

but i don't understand why theres so much hatred for people who dont feel that way.

If i had a vagina instead of a penis, and a curvy lady body instead of my chunky man bod, would i not still be myself?

Worthy of respect, worthy of love, full of ideas and dreams and stupid jokes....am i not still a person in this scenario?

Its my body. i grew it myself.

I will do whatever i god damn well please with it, because its MINE.

Im not trans but im an ally and if yall need one more fist in the fight, lemme know

My favorite brand of rage is the kind i feel when someone says a bunch of evil things and then follows it with "if you disagree, youre the evil one"

im almost certain this is a breastfeeding/pumping room, but given a neutral name

Either way, it seems like a nice place to take 10 and scroll on my phone for a minute so i support it

the real question would be what sort of limitations does your employer have around it?

Ive worked at places that had ping pong tables and videogame stations in the break room but if you only get a 30min break for a 8 hour shift when are you meant to use these "happiness and welness" facilities

i think the ambiguity is the point

Gwen is a woman.

If shes a trans woman, shes still a woman. If shes a biological woman, shes still a woman.

They dont need to announce her sex assigned at birth, shes a woman either way

thats how i see it anyway.

i agree it would be inappropriate

why would a politician debate with a convicted felon

not a call to violence

fuck that

when are we allowed to call for violence then? How many people does a fascist have to kill before we are allowed to wish death back on him?

How Nazi does a Nazi have to be before you're allowed to kill it?

you cant argue with them like theyre people, you gotta trick em like toddlers

use their own game, tell them its a good thing theyve never learned any of this stuff because they couldnt handle the truth

make a few bot accounts to follow then around on social media, dropping super vague but ominous statements about biochem:

"you think thats scary, you should see what chromosomes ACTUALLY do."

"yeah Joe Biden is nuts right? haha almost as nuts as how there's a 1 in 600 chance that you were not born a male but dont know"

BREAKING NEWS:

CURRENTLY RACIST MAN WAS RACIST EARLIER TOO

such a weird thing to be mad about

"They forced 4th graders to be in a room with LIGHTBULBS..... those kids arent electricians!! What are they gonna do with all those lightbulbs in the ceilings?? Disgusting!"

• Mothers Against Lightbulbs and Diversity (M.A.L.D)

that sounds like older millennials to me, tbh

younger millennials grew up on multiplayer and online games, which were widespread and extremely normalized by the time we were old enough

remember, the youngest millenials were 4 to 6 years old in 2000 and the mid 2000s was the big multiplayer boom for the industry

Halo, COD, Gears of War, Counter Strike: Source, Garrysmod, Minecraft, Trackmania, Everquest, World of Warcraft, Left4Dead, Diablo 2, all of these games came out while we were 6 to 14 years old

grocery stores trying to get me to sign up for their reward program or whatever

Im surprised Aldi hasnt completely taken over the entire country by now because of how they skip all the bullshit

its a grocery store. i walk in, i buy food, i leave

could not be simpler.

My local Kroger, however, has automated price cards that adjust to scalp their customers during high-traffic periods.

this is a practice that should be rewarded via targetted arson of distribution centers until our demands are met

oops autocorrect lmao

i meant this is a practice that should be outlawed via legislation that follows our due processes

#ComeAndTakeWhatExactly

#WhatDidTimTakeFromYou

that is not what i thought the hashtag/pound was used for

I will NEVER condone vigilantism or street justice, because its a slippery slope into chaos as people start taking matter into their own hands, possibly harming innocent people just on suspicion of guilt

Unrelated:

heres his full name, birth year, badge number, every unit he's been in, his date of hire, every write up hes had since 2011, and his current salary

https://openoversight.tech-bloc-sea.dev/officers/354

Eventually Microsoft is going to be forced to adapt and make an operating system that doesnt use 20% of your system resources, right?

surely they wont continue to make the same bloated, sluggish OS every year since windows 7 right?