yeah because I have a real job (retail) not whispering to the lightning through the haunted frame like yall

no factor authentication

didn't realize we called racism "bias-motivation" now

i print a 3d object every morning after my coffee

okay but tankies aren't white supremacists and that guy is wearing a screwdriver shirt

must be true, the account is verified

the people who got crushed by the pressure just weren't trying hard enough

this really happened SOURCE: me, Albert Einstein who is also clapping

Literally scrolling while pooping at work and someone came in, did their thing and left without hand washing. These idiots walk among us.

devastating to find out that you weren't having fun all those times that you thought that you were having fun

pass the unsee juice please

can'talonia

so the white guy who is facing left in the first panel turns into a red guy who is facing right in the second panel who is talking to a guy who looks more like he used to than he himself does who is also facing the way he used to be facing great comic

StreetComplete to the polls

feels ai

wow, i expected a legacy media website to be so ad choked that their page would be unusable, but I didn't expect my lemmy interface to auto play this video!

I saw Boards of Canada at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

not sure what you think the bible is

lm*o

The other day I was on one of those cloned threads where all the top starter responses were old copied responses posted by bots with numbers at the ends of their names and no one in the organically new comments even noticed. Just a few minutes ago I followed a link from the vanilla reddit homepage (I refuse to sign in to reddit but I keep going back anyway like a little baby brain) and there was a thread about a pride parade which was disrupted by a pro-Palestinian protest. All the pro-Palestinian comments were downvoted and all the highest voted comments were mocking "leftists." In summary, fuck reddit, and this was the perfect moment for me to read your post.