I don't appreciate the offhand things you wrote down.

His name's not Moisturizer, it's Moist Man!

Phew! I thought this going in a very different direction.

Nice, I like it!

Yeah, but would you be aware if you hadn't learned about it in school?

Oh wait. Fish spend lots of time in school. Dang.

I was going to complain about those numbers not being linear... but they are in a line, so I must be mistaken.

To be fair, part of my desensitization is from the (100% accurate documentary) Hot Fuzz. Maybe they were just establishing that Watson is a farmer... or a farmer's mum.

Everyone keeps telling me both sides aren't the same, but look -- they're even wearing the same color suit and tie!

He looks like a jovial fella.

Just eat enough antioxidants to flush all of the oxygen out of your body!

The duality of man:

A: Something exists, but I can't describe it and neither can anyone else? Sure thing, buddy.

B: I'm going to save this quote for next time I'm feeling down.

Why do you want me to do that? My opinion is boring. Can't I just lurk like usual?

He's a comedian, working at Dropout. I'd imagine some informal, expressive clothing would earn him some points there.

Because there’s less gravity on the moon, time there moves a tad more quickly – 58.7 microseconds every day – compared to on Earth.

Okay, that's even cooler than I thought.

Maybe it's not really for the best, but I feel like it should be good to show support for the community that brought a comment. Maybe a (honor system) pledge to donate to the instance of the commentor or the instance of the poster?

Help me name the sci-fi novella I'm (totally) going to write about durian panspermia.

I have this problem with measuring 3 measley cups of rice for the rice cooker. Even if I count out loud, there's a small chance I have to start over. It's like my brain gets lost in a 5-second time loop between "2" and "3". I suddenly have the attention span of a squirrel.

As someone who has never played the game before, I really can't tell if you're making all of this up. It sounds fascinating.

Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.