Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there's a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.
My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s
A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again ... the wife pushes him off and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ... I'm not ready yet! ... it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!"
I did, and I realized that the body mechanics of left leg + right shoulder forward make less sense unless one is preparing for a twirl, or maybe the end of a forehand stroke (from tennis).
Please excuse my shitty art, I am not artistically inclined
Nooo, earth chan.
She is NOT FLAT
I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can't unsee it. Thanks
Wait a second...
Stupid sexy Flanders
Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach .... I want to try to unsee that ... because that image looks like nothing at all
Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion...
It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s.. if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!
Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there's a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.
Same brother, same…
I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.
Is this...map porn?
The world is a vampire
Sent to drain?
And what do I get for my pain?
Even though….. I….. Know…..
Mother Earth is a MILF.
BILF
Billion-year-old
I'd
Like to
Fuck
Trust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho
I don't know man. That's quite the age gap.
But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge
That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.
My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s
A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again ... the wife pushes him off and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ... I'm not ready yet! ... it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!"
You really shouldn't be that thirsty for salt water.
That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho
When her hot folds boil your foreskin off... 😩
"Baby .... I just want to spread open your tectonic plates and watch your magma flow"
the reverse circumcision, searing it shut
Milky mommy Gaia titties.
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Oh no it did
Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.
Oh yeah... Daddy...keep going. - AMOC
Some people are horrifically down bad
It's me, I'm some people
You're not alone brøthêr
The Earth is thicc.
Atlantic booba.
Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Stupid sexy Atlanti-chan.
Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we're not even here!
Upper arm tattoo. Looks rad.
I see the legs a little differently, with mostly the left thigh & ass cheek with a bit of the right thigh in the bottom right.
You saw it like this too?
I did, and I realized that the body mechanics of left leg + right shoulder forward make less sense unless one is preparing for a twirl, or maybe the end of a forehand stroke (from tennis).
Please excuse my shitty art, I am not artistically inclined
It conveys the point peerfectly. I saw it like that as well.
Yep, I just couldn't put it really into artistic vision. lol It does make sense if they're laying on a bed or something.
mid-atlantic cleavage.
I believe in the thicc Earth
Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.
Someone do the Pacific
Slightly off topic, but can anyone ELI5 why parts of the ocean way off the coast can be significantly lighter or darker shades of blue?
I always thought it was to show depth.
It is. The Mid-Atlantic Ridge is clearly visible in OP's picture as a ribbon of lighter blue.
Oh, I thought this was meant to be photorealistic minus clouds.
Well, it is, in that deeper water usually looks darker than shallow water
But, at the depths mostly involved, you would not see it. It's all near-bottomless. It's only meant to convey information evocatively.
This proves God is into thicc busty women, check mate atheists!
obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNmKFXVWPiI
that’s water
Jugs of them