Found in acid rain and cancer cells.

"Look at all this stuff that you're not allowed to look at."

Seriously though, what government is not letting you slap the salami in this day and age?

Should definitely be banned for not using an apostrophe.

This is known as "The Chandler" method.

A kite without a string is litter.

Given that original sin is attributed to women, shouldn't the whole book be written on green paper?

"Don't be evil."

"Alexa! Switch to lighting configuration 'McLuvin'".

1, 0, -1, -2, -3, -49

I just saw a post about Avatar Ang getting pegged. What more do these people want?

I don't know how it's possible to feel more protected when you're entirely made out of spikes, but OK.

You need to be careful with all the subs marking themselves as NSFW in protest. I found myself slapping the salami over /r/DIY by mistake.

There seems to be a big difference between browsing /all this morning and from when I first made an account. People seem to be motivated to add content which is making Lemmy punch above its weight at the moment. The Shit per User (SPU) index is pretty high at the moment.

No, plafform 1 - π

That's not cool, Butters. You don't shoot someone in the dick.

Especially all the ones with furries in.

My company appends a 'think before you click' header to external emails which are noticeably absent from the phishing tests.

The worst thing is that she's not even in the bottom three Prime Ministers any more.