greentext·Greentextby🍹Early to RISA 🧉 Anon meets a girl at uniView original on sh.itjust.works800Comments32Reply
u/unhappy_grapefruit_2 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThey probably aren't worth much to much cholesterol18Reply
AArbitraryValue sh.itjust.works9Hide 9 repliesA friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.109Reply
BBlanketsWithSmallpox replylemmy.worldAlternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.22Reply
Codex lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply about to correct her as she's giggling Anon saved from himself by being so slow85Reply
sslaacaa lemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesJust make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place! (or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)81Reply
TTar_Alcaran replysh.itjust.works3Hide 3 replies the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then39Reply
sslaacaa replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyStalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick18Reply
IInfiniteStruggle replysh.itjust.worksEvery other soldier gets a uniform. When that soldier dies, the naked ones can take their uniforms from the corpse.2Reply
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She's definitely going to harvest his organs
Ah, probably wasn't using most of them anyways.
They probably aren't worth much to much cholesterol
Still delicious though
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
No, just harvest his green card.
A friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.
Alternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.
Princess only mauls ironically.
And why do you think that?
https://www.thedodo.com/dodowell/pit-bull-myths
🤡
Anon saved from himself by being so slow
That was a close one. He almost mansplained animals.
Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!
(or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)
Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then
Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle
Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick
Uose stick to hit drone out of sky, comrade!
Every other soldier gets a uniform. When that soldier dies, the naked ones can take their uniforms from the corpse.
Not again!
Atleast it's not Tamriel this time
And feeling a wee bit lighter
What's with the play button in the middle?
it's the only thing that makes anything bearable.
In case you like videos better
It's a screen cap from tiktok.
It made me feel like I had a floaty in my eye I couldn't get rid of.
I'm not seeing any play button?
Oh shit I must be blind
Is this a screencap of a tiktok of a greentext?