Spyke

Abrams, Challenger, T90

1.) Put the Abrams on top of the T90.

2.) Challenger plays turret toss

3.) Behold the glory of my Orbital Abrams Battlestation

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lemm.ee

Sturmtiger…what are you doing here?

“I have big bomb.”

Their rounds will go right-

“Big BIG bomb baby.”

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kbin.social

Which one is the fastest? I'll pick that one and then have it just carry me away from the rest of them. The other two can stay behind to slow them down even more.

Once I'm out of sight, I'll dismount the tank that's carrying me and run off to hide in a culvert somewhere. Or flag a taxi, depending where I am.

15

I’m not picking any. They’ll all break down the second they run over the hundreds of Newspapers I haven’t picked up on my lawn

12

All I need is the Abrams. Send the other 8, just make sure to write the address of where I should send the remains.

10

Behold the mighty Sturmtiger! Any Last words before getting obliterated with your beloved Abrams by your side?

Sturmtiger completly misses you and breaks down trying to retreat to start it's very Long reload process

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3 Challengers thank you.

Either I live or something gets a historic kill on a Challenger.

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lemmy.world

I want that self-propelled mortar in the very center. Looks like a KV-2 but more. Serious DERP energy.

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