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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.

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lemmy.world

You're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

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lemmy.world

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It's anyone not??

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If by 'can' you mean 'place where shit goes' and by 'place where shit goes' you mean 'work', then yes.

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Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.

I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I'll add 20 push-ups at the end... I'm now too scared not to

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donreply

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

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Or don’t and just do

~100 calories for a medium pancake

~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

=277 pushups per pancake.

Totally worth it!

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lemmy.world

You know what?

I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

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reddthat.com

You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted

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infosec.pub

I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

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Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

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I'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...

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lemmy.world

I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it's freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.

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lemmy.world

But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???

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I'm sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.

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