Spyke
db2
sopuli.xyz

AI really doesn't understand anything. You could sneeze in the general direction of that thing and it would tip over.

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Tb0n3reply
sh.itjust.works

Also the mirrors are unusable by the driver, and the right side mirror isn't even connected.

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glitch1985reply
lemmy.world

the right side mirror isn't even connected.

Never heard of Bluetooth? Wireless my guy.

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And they seem to be outward facing...? Designed to briefly blind its enemies so it can escape, maybe?

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It's just holding on with superconducting magnetism.

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cm0002reply
lemmy.world

You say that like humans don't have a long list of "inventions"/designs that totally wouldn't/didn't work but built it anyways lmao

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lemmy.world

Just look at the history of the artic explorer that got outperformed by a stock vw Beatle

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lemmy.world

No it was a project back in the 1950 I think and it was this big mobile lab but because there was this belief that rounded tires preformed better in the snow the builders sanded the tread off the off-road tires they got also the engines while they had plenty of torque the fastest the artic explorer could go was 2 mph and when it finally arrived at the artic it got stuck immediately and moved faster in reverse the scientists got soo fed up with constantly digging the 70ton paper weight free that they just gave up and started using it was a small stationary base until the ice under it broke then 20 years later vw sent a bone stock Beatle that managed be the first car to drive across the artic with 0 issues

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Yeah, I was conflating two different Top Gear specials; one where they drove to the North Pole in pick-up trucks and another where they drove across Botswana and were out-performed by a stock Beetle.

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That’s because it’s not intelligent, it’s just artificial

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LazaroFilmreply
lemmy.world

Ai understands perfectly what I want. It also understands it doesn’t have to be real

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Hey hey, Al Bundy has something here, a million dollar idea!

it falls over anyway but it is damn cool until it does

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p1mrxreply
sh.itjust.works

I don't get it.

It sounds like a "war for oil" joke, but why would the number of soldiers/gallon depend on the vehicle?

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lemmy.world

Different vehicles have different miles per gallon. Eg a big camper will use more gas in one trip than a car.

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Which would create a difference in soldiers per mile, but not per gallon, as a gallon isn't more or less fuel based on the efficiency of the vehicle, right?

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lemmy.world

Now I'm torn on what's better soldiers to the gallon or gallons to the mile

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lemmy.ca

Considering that this thing won't fit under any overpasses, the furthest you are going camping is your backyard.

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sizzlerreply
lemmy.world

That's it in expanded camping mode, it all folds back down to the size of a 1979 vw split window camper.

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"Please ensure all people and pets have been removed from the vehicle before transformation."

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Your comment has me wondering how far I could go without going under an overpass. Hmm. Probably pretty far, by sticking to secondary roads.

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This is the kind of thing you'd see in the wasteland of some Dying Earth science-fantasy, a ruined curiosity left by some dead hubristic civilization

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chetradleyreply
lemm.ee

Definitely an AI image. The reflections are off, the side mirror is floating, the panels all look weird and the railing is doubled up.

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Krauerkingreply
lemy.lol

You know what? When it comes to cars I can always tell AI by the wheels. Like they are too smooth and always have weird wing nuts or empty voids of spaces. It's at a glance the wheels were wrong with this one too.
And then your comment pointed out a lot more obvious things. Wooh just a look around this thing is wild.

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and the railing is doubled up

just realising that AI must have designed the zips in SuperDry coats

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lemmy.world

“Get ready, everyone; we’re going camping!”

Gets stuck on first speed bump and flips over

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Did Clarence Thomas get donated a new RV, what does his handles need him to vote on now?

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lemmy.ml

And you just know that this is the family that will make your own camping trip hell if you end up beside them.

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fsxyloreply
sh.itjust.works

I paid the GDP of a small country for these speakers, so by god is everyone going to know it.

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"What are y'all doing just enjoying nature like that? BORING! I'm doing all of you a favour by spicing up your night with this bottom-shelf dubstep!"

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This vehicle makes me want to wander around a completely paved planet, or possibly one with a naturally-occurring super flat surface

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Needs more purple paint with sparkles, and some gold accents, also with sparkles. And spinners. Purple and gold for those, with sparkles, of course.

And hydraulics. See this jumping as it waits for red lights.

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lemmy.world

As someone wilderness camping below freezing on two separate trips this week -one in a hammock at the great lakes and another in a tent a little farther inland, I don't even know what I'm looking at.

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kbin.social

That's my kinda camping - driving a mobile mansion into the not too deep woods, hopefully near a mall. I love that.

Nature ain't got nothing on human ingenuity.

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lemmy.world

Look if my tent isn't a five minute hike from a five star restaurant I'm gonna throw a five alarm tantrum.

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kbin.social

it always seemed to storm whenever we went camping when i was a kid, and that's what all the campers looked like when you're stuck in a little tent during one.

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Either you had really bad planning or the universe seems to hate you for some reason

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kasereply
lemmy.world

What if I wander in the woods for a few days and don't sleep?

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kasereply
lemmy.world

Relevant username. What stuff in particular do you recommend? /s

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