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Slovenereply
feddit.nl

"But if you're making shepherd's pie with lamb, were you being a good shepherd? I don't think so!"

-YSAC

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lemmy.world

Well, you were. We just don't like to think about the fact that since our life expectancy was skewed so far down because of both infant mortality, and childhood injury or diseases prior to modern medicine extending the average lifespan by reducing mother, infant, and child mortality, and there y increasing our overall lifespan, that we frequently forget that most animals would have similar life expectancy ratios, if not lower, without our assistance.

Most children die in nature. That's why our life expectancy 5000 years ago averaged out to 35, but if you lived to 20, you could easily expect to live into your 70s to 90s in many cases.

Extrapolated out to animals that have no concept of first aid or medicine in general, and you have a hell of a lot of lambs that just kinda died on the shepard, for no reason from their perspective.

Edit: I've no idea what YASC is.

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Yet Another Stupid Contraction

(Yes I know, it’s an acronym not a contraction, so it should be YASA. But now it’s a backcronym, so it should be YASB.)

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lemm.ee

I was just thinking, it would be better if the potato “icing” was thicker and the meatloaf “cake” thinner, which is then even closer to Shepherd’s pie.

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And please use corn, peas, carrots, and diced bell peppers for decoration!

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lemmy.world

I bet it’s delicious but your brain is in full panic because the taste doesn’t match your expectations and your brain think it’s being poisoned.

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You kids are too young to remember the horror that was the week of green and purple ketchup. I never want to see a pile of green hotdog vomit that size, or any other size for that matter, ever again.

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This was my first, and only, experience with poi. My brain and eyes said, "chocolate pudding." My tongue reported way too much salt.

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lemmy.world

If it's good meatloaf, I would totally eat this.

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Mafuckas with guts like that, ain't off the cheeseburgers.

Mafuckas with guts like that definitely are on the cheeseburgers, dawg.

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lemmy.world

Wouldn't the smell give it away? Frosting and cake smells very different than mashed potatoes and cheese

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lemmy.world

This is what happens when you make cakes that look like everything: everything has to try to look like cake because it cannot look like itself anymore, because then it might be cake.

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My cakes are lies and my lies are handwritten on cakes... Poker night is very filling and unprofitable for me now.

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The Cake becomes reality, the cake is true. Cakes lose their value of eating and become only a value for exchange

-Baudrillard

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This is terrible carrot cake. You know how I like it rare

Its meatloaf cake—

Ah, very nice. Carry on, as you were, post-haste

Edit: Shepherd's Pie Cake

Edit: just realized i embedded a bit of shade in that "you know how i like it [carrot cake] rare[ly if ever]

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mxcoryreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube tried to warn us, but we didn't listen.

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This is the reason why we can't have nice things. Still, I bet this tastes good.

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