Spyke

Ah, the old folks home of America is finally getting hip for the youngsters by putting their hard candy on sticks.

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Ten y'all's say that's just because of people scrambling to find candy when they get trick or treaters knocking at their door and they forgot it was Halloween, and all they have is these things, leftover from last Christmas.

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lemmynsfw.com

Op, you should add “uniquely” to the post title. That word in the title on the infographic is important. This is not showing the most popular Halloween candy, it’s showing candy that is much more popular there than the national average.

As an example, let’s say tootsie rolls are the 30th most popular candy in the us. But in the state of Stateland, it’s the 10th most popular, which makes it Stateland’s biggest deviation from the national popularity. This makes it Stateland’s most uniquely popular candy because it is much more popular there relative to the overall us. Snickers is actually the most popular in Stateland, but tootsie rolls show up on the chart as the state’s most uniquely popular Halloween candy.

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ickplantreply
lemmy.world

That’s a very good point. I was being lazy with the title.

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Obireply
sopuli.xyz

That stood out to me as well haha.

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That's actually a pretty cheap brand if you don't buy them in convenience aisles, but there's also no way it's accurate.

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Jay
lemmy.ca

Why Florida gotta do themselves like that?

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lemmy.world

Now, I do like candy corn, but if that's the favorite candy in your whole state, there's something wrong with your state

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Purplereply
lemm.ee

This survey is based on candy bought, not favorite candy. MatPat made a video on why the reason candy corn is a favorite is because it is cheap in terms of per pound basis. If the task for people is buy 1 pound of candy, the answer is hot tamales and candy corn. Cheap candy.

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xantoxisreply
lemmy.world

Just supports the idea that something's wrong down there. Candy's not free, but it ain't expensive, either. If all your entire state can afford is candy corn...?

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Purplereply
lemm.ee

Be honest, if you are at the store and see 1lb for $10 and another box of 1lb for $5 more, you save $5 and buy the cheap one

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xantoxisreply
lemmy.world

Not me. I can afford 5 more dollars. I get the one I'd be excited about as a kid.

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Purplereply
lemm.ee

Parents can be out of touch. I had someone buy sour punch straws thinking kids liked them

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My parents bought and gave out those red and orange peanut butter chew candies that are horrible and disgusting and that no kid likes. Worse, they bought a huge amount at once and kept giving out what remained year after year.

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feddit.de

I once found Twizzlers in a german supermarket for a lot of money. I bought it out of curiosity.

Do you really like that stuff? I found it disgusting and threw it away.

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ShortFusereply
lemmy.world

Densely populated areas buy the cheapest candy.

The size/price ratio probably beats most other candies.

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kbin.social

Never buy stuff from the american section. Shit is expensive as hell and not for human consumption.

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lemmy.one

I actually ordered some because I was curious and was sorely disappointed. And why is there mineral oil in the ingredients?

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Whereas I'm in the U.S. and I love European salty licorice (especially Dutch dubbel zout licorice). Almost no one here can stand licorice. When I tell them I like the salty kind, they stare at me in horror. When I tell them it's salted with ammonia salts, they look like they want to scream.

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lemmy.world

Are Twizzlers and Red Vines not the same thing?? They look exactly the same but they don't sell Red Vines in my part of the world so I legit always thought they were the same.

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Red vines are a single stick, hollow, delicious and the way red licorice is meant to taste. Using them as a straw is pretty much peak life.

Twizzlers are smooth, rubbery, taste like plastic, likely are made of it, and instead of one stick, are small whips wrapped together to form a long one. No straw functionality, but the individual whips are a good size for strangling a mouse.

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My local supermarket has flaming hot cheetos, but they are 8.50€. They can't be that good.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

When I was in California I had some Reese's pieces. They're were bloody awful.

Even if American chocolate actually tasted any good they would still be awful because the idea of peanut butter plus chocolate just doesn't work. It's not a peanut bar it's salty peanut butter in, theoretically, milky chocolate.

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You're right; reses pieces is just the hatred version of both. So many other great options that don't taste stale and weak: peanut m&M's, reses peanut butter cups, etc.

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Most of the mass produced big name candy in America sucks. But man, peanut butter and chocolate is the bee's knees

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I mean, everyone has their own preferences, and some people don't like peanut butter. If you're one of those people, you're not going to enjoy peanut butter and chocolate and that's OK because everyone is entitled to an opinion, even very stupid opinions.

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tal
lemmy.today

A while back, I looked at a list of the most-widely-sold candy bars in the US, and it blew my mind how old they were.

Like, yes, they've seen formulas revised, and they aren't quite the same thing, but I'd have thought that the advent of technology would let people come up with new and interesting bars. Very few consumer products are as elderly as a lot of these and still selling widely.

I did a table with a list a while back -- the majority of popular bars are at least 70 years old. I don't want to do up a whole table right now, but let me pick a random one: Snickers.

Now, I've got nothing against Snickers. I like it. But Snickers hit the market in 1930. It's 93 years old. That means that in 93 years, we haven't been able to come up with anything sufficiently-better to displace it. That amazes me. In that period, we've seen radical changes to our diet and to technology. The refrigerator became widely deployed in the US, the freezer, the microwave. Automats came and went. Vending machines showed up. Year-round availability of many foods became the norm in grocery stores as transportation and storage capability improved. But the candy bar has remained surprisingly unchanging.

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ouRKaoSreply
lemmy.today

That's kind of how evolution works. Once you get something dialed in, it just kind of sticks around forever. Happens in other instances as well, like the fashion industry and Blue Jeans. Or Radio. When something works well, we just keep it as is.

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kasereply
lemmy.world

I wonder how much Snickers have changed since 1930, if at all

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I've lived in GA my entire life and literally nobody has ever handed out trolli gummies.

They all just go for those mixed bags that Hershey's puts out that end up in the Halloween sections of every grocery store.

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I grew up trick or treating in Texas. Never once did I get Fererro Rocher shit in my pillow sack.

I did get home made beef jerky on occasion. Spicy was always a disappointment, because my stomach can't handle much capsacin. I don't mean I don't like spicy stuff, I mean too much capsacin leads to ulceration and vomiting blood.

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sh.itjust.works

God dammit oklahoma, why you always gotta make me ashamed to live here? We really are just the worst at everything.

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lemmy.world

Man. I. Tired. I kept reading it as Halloween candles and got so confused.

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ickplantreply
lemmy.world

I mean this very sincerely and not as a joke. Just a friendly suggestion. You may want to get your eyes checked.

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ickplantreply
lemmy.world

Good for you! I totally used to confuse "i" with "l" before getting my glasses. I was also shocked by how you can see individual leaves in a tree's foliage with glasses. Before that they just looked like one uniform green thing to me.

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I found out that I needed glasses while I was looking for a street.

Me: “Everyone keep an eye out for Willow Ave.”

Friend: “It’s right there. Next left.”

Me: “You can read that sign already?”

Friend 2: “You can’t? Why the fuck are you the one driving?”

I got glasses the next week.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Ferrero Rocher are candies? These are chocolate. It's a weird definition of candy to include them.

Anyway, the best candies for Halloween are Brussels sprouts.

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Globulartreply
lemmy.world

Surely the same is true for m&ms or Reeses cups?

I thought candy was just generic term for all sweets/chocolatey items in the US to be honest. Is it not?

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Pretty soon, the kids won't have to worry about eating Brussels sprouts, because the Brussels sprouts will be eating them!

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Georgia is my wife's fault for singlehandedly skewing the average.

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talreply
lemmy.today

I'd prefer it to licorice, which is on there in the form of Twizzlers and Red Vines.

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lemmy.world

Red Twizzlers isn't licorice. It's just licorice like. The black is supposedly real licorice, but I've only seen it a couple times. And I never had a chance to try it.

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0opsreply

It's an acquired taste. I love it now, but I didn't when I was a kid

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So Alaska gives out Hi-Chews? As in the ones you find at convenience stores in Japan? (ハイチュウ)

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Yeah, same thing! Hi-Chews are like Starbursts if Starbursts were good. We used to have them in the school store in high school in Colorado.

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Virginia, North Carolina, Mississippi: are you ok?

(it's a rhetorical question, I know you're not)

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To be fair, candy corn gets a bad rap. If you try more brands you'll find some are actually quite good.

The worst brands? Popular ones like Jelly Belly. Jelly Belly candy corns taste like flavorless wax.

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As a north carolinian native, I feel obligated to say that I left the state and only after I left did I get the bright idea to buy a heat gun and make a candy corn cob.

I don't even particularly like candy corn.

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lemmy.world

What the fuck is wrong with Maine, New York, California, and Nevada?

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Dude I fucking love Red vines. I'll eat an entire tub by myself

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From Texas, never heard of Ferrero Rocher, but after looking up the company and seeing images of their candies, yeah. Yeah, I've seen a ton of those. My grandparents always have a box of them.

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They're pretty good, though I don't know if I'd have considered them durable enough for trick-and-treating.

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kbin.social

I don't see 100 Grand bars anywhere on this map and I am calling Bullshit

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feddit.uk

The Hawaiians are the only people who know what's up. Why is everyone else got bullshit and the Hawaiians are out there giving kids posh dinner party chocolate balls

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kbin.social

As someone who grew up in New Jersey, I just have to say: bullshit. Almost nobody liked twizzlers.

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It's not rating the type that people like the most, just what sells the most (and that in relative terms).

I'm pretty sure that Tootsie Rolls are at the top of nobody's favorites list, but I remember getting an awful lot of them as a kid.

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They're the cheapest snacks you can use to fill up buckets. When was the last time you saw Twizzlers that weren't given out for free? Nobody pays money to actually eat Twizzlers.

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A hard round lollipop with a tootsie roll center.

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lemmy.world

No way people in Mississippi eat candy corn. It might be where all the candy corn from the rest of the country gets dumped, but no way anyone eats it.

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lemmy.world

Hi-chew? If Alaska wasn't already detached I'd make a petition. Who the fuck likes hi-chew?

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lemmy.world

It's a delicious fruit-flavored candy sort of like a Starburst, but softer and sweeter.

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lemmy.world

Softer? Mine have always been harder than dry tar and stuck to the paper packaging as if I were plucking an unripe strawberry. Everything about them gives me conniptions.

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Maybe yours were sitting on a shelf for too long? I couldn't say, but that hasn't been my experience.

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kbin.social

That sounds good. Tootsie Rolls, on the other hand… meh. Get it together, Oklahoma.

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elscallrreply
lemmy.world

They have better flavors, too. Their Kiwi flavor is excellent.

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canreply
sh.itjust.works

Check asian grocery stores in your area they might have them.

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lemmy.world

You have that backwards. Hi-chew are the hydrox of chewable fruit treats.

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In all fairness, the guy in charge of naming the cookie kinda fucked it all up. It sounds like a chemical I'd expect to find in drain cleaner

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Yes, the original but not the one you know and buy at every store that sells cookies.

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