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lemm.ee

When you, your mom, and your grandma had children at 15.

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Jo Miranreply
lemmy.ml

I'm fifty. My wife is 49, her friends and my life long friends are around the same age and they definitely include a few grandmas. In 2023 fifty does not look like fifty did when I was a teen. The amount of smoking hot women in their fifties that pass for later thirties and early forties is incredibly high.

EDIT: Case in point, Marisa Tomei as Aunt May. Why Aunt May ever looked like an octogenarian is beyond me.

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unalivejoyreply
lemm.ee

smoking hot women in their fifties

Coincidentally, the decline of smoking probably had something to do with this.

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Jo Miranreply
lemmy.ml

I never thought of it, but you're probably right. Most everyone I know has quit smoking by around 2003.

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now we gotta get folks to realize alcohol is shit and poison like nic

at least curb the superiority complex people seem to have over drinking large amounts of poison to feel the same as a couple bong rips with 10x the internal damage

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Skuareply
kbin.social

Why Aunt May ever looked like an octogenarian is beyond me.

The protagonist was a 27 year old actor playing a schoolkid so I have to assume that everyone in the Raimi universe ages about 75% faster than we do

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Sabin10reply
lemmy.world

The actress who played Mrs Kintner in Jaws was only 45 when they filmed. She looks mid 60s by today's standards.

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I ain't complaining. Google Photos gave me an album from 2008 and my wife looks exactly the same (hair dye is magic). Sadly, I look like I'm pushing seventy and dating a woman half my age. Nevermind... I'm ok with that.

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lemmy.world

Yeah as a 29 year old I was flirting with a woman I thought was only a bit older than me, then after a bit of making out we were chatting and learned her daughter and I are the same age…

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ladiciusreply
lemmy.world

Know a woman who was grandmother by 28.

Yep, her daughter had the first child at 14, too. Apple, tree, you know the drill.

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Kecessareply
sh.itjust.works

At that rate she could be a great great great grandmother 5 years after her retirement and would definitely make it to great great great great grandmother...

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IDewreply
lemm.ee

Oh I see, thanks Dipshit!

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lemmy.world

Weirdly enough anime is closest to real life. They’ve been putting chemicals in the water that are turning the frigging grandmas hot. …or I’m getting old. I’m probably just getting old

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Norgurreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Oooh! So it's chemicals in the water! Can I buy supplements from you to fix this totally real issue?

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For my grandma just one world war, but it was those fucking stairs

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lemmy.zip

Honestly, its rare that you see ugly or old anime characters. Especially if they're girls/women

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Fadesreply
lemmy.world

Nah, the old wise sage always finds a way to make an appearance in most anime

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Uhh, ugly and old characters come up pretty often. Though, this might depend on what genres you watch.

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Triple_Breply
lemmy.zip

I know you're making a joke, but for the uniformed:

  1. watch Jojo

  2. Lisa Lisa (bottom actual grandma) is in her 50s, but training in hamon decreases the effects of aging.

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dalekcaanreply
lemm.ee

Man, I forgot Jojo used to be about hamon. I gotta rewatch pt 2

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Yeah the whole "stand" thing was just yet another attack on the sanity and coherence of that series. The entire thing is an exercise in suspension of disbelief and faith despite constantly escalating deus ex machina. That being said, chefs kiss.

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But she’s not a Grandma when she’s 50, is she?

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uis
lemmy.world

Grandmas in Soviet Russia: They keep your bike from being stolen.

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Gabureply
lemmy.world

Why do Soviet grandmas look exactly like the Pythons' impression of a grandma?

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Because when you want the best representative of an old woman, the one you should chose is the one that literally doesn't age...

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