Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Depends if I'm passenger or crew. Working a ship sounds like a way bigger pain in the ass than my job.

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You're the guest of honor who tries to interpret an ancient treasure map that you inherited from a distant relative.

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McJonaldsreply
lemmy.world

insert generic reddit comment chain ending in blank comment

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Actually, it's pretty alright! Being below deck during rough weather sucks and the morning after shore leave ain't great either. But it wasn't a bad gig.

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lemmy.world

How am I supposed to traverse Antarctica (a continental land mass) in a big wooden ship? Does the ship have wheels and sleds? Because Antarctica is a desert. A cold one, yes, but still a very-much-hostile-to-sea-faring-wessels desert.

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Details my friend, details, we'll figure it out on the ship.

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I'm questioning the logistics of dragging ships along across the antarctic mountains, but as long as I am one of those riding the ships instead of dragging, I'm game.

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Because it's a mission with purpose. Real purpose, not the "hit that deadline" purpose.

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lemm.ee

When they put it back on, can they put a bigger one back on instead?

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My roommate went to Omega Mart a few days ago and all she got me was this pack of chewing gum and maybe covid. Hopefully not the covid, but she's got it right now. :/

Edit: got the covid too.

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Amends1782reply
lemmy.ca

I love this so much. Did you make it or just have it lying around? It seems so niche I'm inclined to believe you made It lol

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JokeDeityreply
lemm.ee

Shit I just want the office job so I can quit being killed for nearly minimum wage. Plus I hate the cold.

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lemmy.world

I just want food service workers to be treated like actual people. I love cooking food but between corporate and customers I'm at a limit 😮‍💨

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Same here. Never been in food, but retail is definitely it's own nightmare. Here's hoping for the both of us.

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12 grand for the 22 day trip, before the fares to Argentina. Not too shabby.

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lemmyf.uk

I don't know if, knowing what I know now about how Shakleton's trip went, I would sign up for an expedition on the Endurance.

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lemmy.world

If I remember right, he hammered nails through his boots to make primitive ice cleats, hiked out of there with a small group to safety, then immediately returned with help to rescue his men. Dude was a badass.

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Their journey is so unbelievable. He and a few of his men sailed 800 miles, essentially in a lifeboat, in the worst sea on earth. When they landed on South Georgia they were on the wrong side and had to hike over the impassable mountainous island to the encampment.

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Their expedition ship sank in the middle of the ocean and yet he still managed to get all of his crew members back to safety alive.

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lemmy.ml

I'll pass on trans antarctic trips. I'm not a fan of the cold, and it's very cold down there. Now trans Atlantic.... YES!

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sopuli.xyz

Yeah no one ever got cold on a trans-atlantic ship, no sir, not even in April 1912.

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Those guys going from Denmark to Iceland on longships in 800 a.d. were just toasty warm as well

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When I was a kid my mother got me a book on the expedition of the Terror.

I will not be going on a trans arctic or antarctic voyage in a wooden ship.

Edit: NVM I'll go. Risk is worth it. Call me up when you're ready to embark

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On a scale from 1-100, how many teeth does the surgeon's bone-saw have?

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lemmy.world

Just make sure to choose the right type of boat.

Cuz shackelton did not.

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Comment105reply
lemm.ee

Make sure to choose the right type of men, too.

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Shackelton did do that. He personally interviewed every crew memeber.

And he did a good job too. When thier boat became trapped in the ice they had to spend the entire antartic winter held up inside the immovable ship. I think it was like 9 months.

They had no altercations and were generally in good spirits.

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I wouldn't go on a trans antarctic trip; I wouldn't want the cold air blowing up my skirt.

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I read this as leaving one's job because the boss asked them to go on a ship for the office tembuilding exercise or something. I'd have to sleep on it myself, I think.

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lemmy.world

I'm a descendant of Roald Amundsen, so yeah, let's do this.

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Just imagine if they'd given the command of the British Antarctic expedition to Shackleton instead of Scott. I still think Amundsen would've beaten the Brits to the pole, but I very much doubt Shackleton would've gotten himself and his men killed.

There's some evidence that he was passed over for the command for political reasons having to do with him being Irish.

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Better than being a descendant of Scott. Then it might not be advisable. Unless you wish to go for a walk and be some time.

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I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.

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Ah yes, the Diversity, if I recall correctly from the documentary about anchormen.

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When I was in my 20s, I seriously looked into getting a job in Antarctica. I kept looking at Raytheon's job page to see if anything applied. There was no wooden ship, but it still sounded so romantic to me that I really thought it would be a great adventure.

So glad I never did it.

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Buddy. First I want to say, I upvoted you both times purely because you made me laugh, but after seeing this comment from you on two threads, I have to say it's absolutely fucking unhinged. You cannot possibly expect millions of people to conform to you and only post dark images, that's literally insane. Most people don't even know how to use dark mode for stuff, they certainly aren't going the extra step and using things like Dark Reader, etc. You might want to just pack this gripe up because it's only going to continue to frustrate you fruitlessly.

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