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What's really frustrating about Liz Truss is she is too stupid to understand how stupid she is. If she could wrap her head around that, she might just shut up and we'd never have to hear from her again.

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let's see you become britain's second female prime minister.

EDIT : OK, I guess

  1. The joke that she was already britain's nth female prime minister didn't go well
  2. Theresa May was britain's second female prime minister, truss was the third
  3. to be clear, she achieved nothing and to hell with her.
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feddit.uk

Well, if the tories - and Truss particularly - had remained in power until then, I can imagine that a lot of people would be taking extreme measure to get away, so I can see her point.

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They’d be sent up as indentured servants, as that would be many people’s only way of survival in perma-austerity. Those who got close to putting away enough company-store credits for the voyage back would find their oxygen bills algorithmically surge-priced upwards.

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I think this gal has a better chance at making it to Mars than Liz...

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lemmy.zip

Make up for lost time and send her on a rocket into the sun.

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lemmy.world

surprisingly hard thing to do ,

it turns out, aiming for the Sun without the rocket ultimately orbiting it is not easy at all

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We choose these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

The shooting Liz Truss to the sun initiative may be the only way for her to make a contribution to science.

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As long as we get close, we don't have to get the Roche limit. The air will get heated to oven temps regardless

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We know, and yet that is the choice regardless.

It suggests an as yet unseen level of dedication to ridding the universe of such a deeply offensive, absolute fucking cretin.

As a wonderful side project, we can see just how many despicable bodies we can physically cram into probably a SpaceX capsule, like a Tokyo subway train carriage. Musk, Trump, Vance, Putin, Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir, Farage, and Milei can start the proceedings. I'm sure we can collectively suggest more.

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lemmy.ca

If brits went to Mars they would just complain about the lack of toast and beer.

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You reached the end