I should be dangling by my toes from window ledges embroidered with gargoyles

I should become a glowing ember in a cast off cigarette

I should shine like an oilslick tickled by a midnight tail light

I should melt between the cracks in the pavement Through your garlic lips Through the holes in your eyes

but my head is TOO FAT

Scholars disagree on when, exactly, Rome fell. But if you watch the new video from City 3D Timelapse above, you'll understand the lack of debate on the question of whether it fell.