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funhole·Funholebypieguy

FUCC AGM 2026 - Phase 2: Tabling of Motions & Voting

Overall AGM plan available here

Members are invited to table motions and vote on other motions tabled. You may table as many motions as you wish, and you may vote on as many motions as you wish.

To table a motion, leave a top-level comment on the future phase 2 post following this template:

I <your name> hereby move that <motion content>

To vote on a motion, leave a reply saying "YEA" or "NAY". Speaker shall "ACK" valid votes.

The tabling & voting period shall end 72 hours after time of opening. Be sure to have your motions tabled and your YEAS/NAYS cast by 2026-08-13 01:00 UTC.

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funhole·Funholebypieguy

FUCC AGM 2026 - Phase 1: Speeches

Overall AGM plan available here

Members are invited to make speeches to the content community. Speeches should be made within 48 hours of the phase opening to be included in the minutes. Speeches may be made after this time but may not be recorded.

Speeches can be about whatever you like. Let your fellow members know you intend to table motions, your thoughts on the state of the union, what you had for breakfast, etc.

Deadline for speech inclusion in the minutes is 2026-08-07 04:00 UTC.

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funhole·Funholebypieguy

FUCC AGM 2026 - Phase 0

My friends in content,

It is my great pleasure to welcome you all to the inaugural Funhole Union of Content Creators Annual General Meeting! The AGM is an opportunity for all members to make speeches to our content community, and to adopt content resolutions. If you are a content creator or a content engager, you are a member of FUCC!

Before we get started, I shall table the plan for this AGM:

PHASE 0 (this one): AGM plan proposal

In which the speaker (me, @[email protected]) proposes the AGM phases and summons the union membership to vote by commenting "YEA" should they accept the plan, "NAY" should they reject. The voting period shall last 48 hours from time of posting (with rounding up to a whole hour). The speaker shall "ACK" valid votes cast prior to the deadline.

PHASE 1: Speeches

Members are invited to make speeches to the content community. Speeches should be made within 48 hours of the phase opening to be included in the minutes. Speeches may be made after this time but may not be recorded.

Speeches can be about whatever you like. Let your fellow members know you intend to table motions, your thoughts on the state of the union, what you had for breakfast, etc.

PHASE 2: Tabling of motions and voting

Members are invited to table motions and vote on other motions tabled. You may table as many motions as you wish, and you may vote on as many motions as you wish.

To table a motion, leave a top-level comment on the future phase 2 post following this template:

I <your name> hereby move that <motion content>

To vote on a motion, leave a reply saying "YEA" or "NAY". Speaker shall "ACK" valid votes.

The tabling & voting period shall end 72 hours after time of opening.

PHASE 3: Points of order

Members are invited to stand on points of order should they believe something went wrong during phase 2. The speaker shall propose a resolution that members can vote on. This phase shall end 48 hours after time of opening.

PHASE 4: Nomination of speaker candidates for AGM 2027

Members are invited to nominate candidates for next year's AGM speaker, who shall be responsible for running the AGM. You may nominate yourself or someone else. If nominating someone else, they must accept the nomination to be included in the vote. This phase shall end 48 hours after time of opening.

PHASE 5: Election of speaker for AGM 2027

The list of candidates shall be provided. Members are invited to vote by leaving a top-level comment ranking their preferences. The winner shall be determined by the Schulze Condorcet method. This phase shall end 48 hours after time of opening.

PHASE 6: Closing & recording of minutes

Speaker to close the AGM and record the minutes onto the Funhole wiki.

MOTION TO ADOPT THE AGM PLAN

My friends in content, do you agree to the plan proposal as described above? (YEA/NAY)

Vote by top-level commenting "YEA" or "NAY"

Voting closes 2026-08-04 05:00 UTC.

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funhole·Funholebypieguy

World Potato Day: A Contentplay - PRODUCTION RIGHTS AUCTION

That's right: The hit, world-renowned contentplay about love, secrets, villainous plots, potatoes, eggs, and chicken nuggets is now ready for the big content canvas!

Find the script here: https://pieguy.sdf.org/img/potatoday2026/

Do you think you have what it takes to turn this contentplay into a full content production? Leave a bid in the comments!

BIDDING RULES:

  • Place a bid by attaching to a comment an innocence-preserving drawing of a bean
  • The more distinct, unique beans in the drawing, the higher the bid
  • It must be you that draws the drawings, no AI slop or stock photos
  • You can increase your bid by adding beans to your previous drawing, but not someone else's

BIDDING CLOSES: 2026-06-22 00:00:00 UTC.

Good luck!

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funhole·Funholebypieguy

Content prompts!

Wow! What a great idea!

Leave a comment below with a content prompt! You decide what it is! It could be anything!

See a prompt you like? Create a content with it as inspiration! Drawing, video, poetry, whatever! You decide the content type!

I'm excited to see your content prompts and the contents they inspire!

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funhole·Funholebypieguy

Lunches for the week: Gnocchi, pancetta, mushrooms, green peas, with a sage-infused cream sauce

I was going to post this in the homemade food subreddit, but it no longer seems to exist and I'm getting errors when I go to re-create it :(

Never fear: Food is fun and my mouth is a hole, so share it here I will!

INGREDIENTS:

  • Fresh potato gnocchi
  • Pancetta (I went with strips, but diced is probably good too)
  • Cremini mushrooms, quartered
  • Green peas
  • Fresh sage
  • Heavy cream
  • Parmesan cheese, grated
  • Butter
  • Water (for boiling)
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Chili flakes

PROCEDURE:

  1. Boil your gnocchi until sufficiently cooked in salted water (your gnocchi package may tell you how to do this)
  2. Get a pan on medium to medium-high heat, add pancetta
  3. Once the pancetta fat has rendered, add butter and mushrooms. Cook, mixing periodically, until pancetta gets crispy and mushrooms get golden-brown
  4. Meanwhile, thaw your green peas. Your pea package may tell you how to do this. Once thawed, drain and add to pancetta-mushroom mixture
  5. Chop your sage, add it, the heavy cream, and the parmesan to the pan (enough cream to well-coat the ingredients within). Let the mixture thicken a bit
  6. Drain the gnocchi, add to the pancetta-mushroom-pea-sage-cream mixture. Mix it together
  7. Season with pepper and chili flakes as desired
  8. Put it on a plate and fucking eat it!
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