Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.
These two are freaking great at it though. The Royce du pont is still unhinged enough to look like satire, but the other guy is honestly undistinguishable from another 'alpha Male' influencer in some of his reels.
I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I'm not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.
Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.
It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.
Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.
So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there
I've only eaten at an Applebee's once, and I assume Chili's is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who's eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn't really cheaper than other places
I visited the US a few years back and wanted to do what the local do so we went to Applebee's. I had the most boring steak ever with a bunch of flavourless sides and later on ended up in A&E after I had a violent allergic reaction with an additive that is illegal in virtually every other country.
One of the last times I went to chili's a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without getting up. Chili's has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.
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Did people clapped?
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.
Pshh, you have to imagine? I've lived it buddy.
It's a table covered in actual chilli
The servers dont actually come to your table to bother you, the kitchen staff just throw the food directly from the kitchen onto your table
The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.
Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station
That... is a very specific flavor of grim
Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli's bill
The private table in the break room.
Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don't realise it's satire.
Here's one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
Edit:
https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c
This one will make it clear it's satire.
Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.
Andrew Tate sounds like a satire of Andrew Tate half the time. Trolling teh libs by being ridiculous is part of their whole shtick
Exactly my original point!
These two are freaking great at it though. The Royce du pont is still unhinged enough to look like satire, but the other guy is honestly undistinguishable from another 'alpha Male' influencer in some of his reels.
The name makes it clear if you can spell and associate loosely related concepts.
LunkedIn
I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I'm not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
I've been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.
10 dollars a day for 15 years. You've all handled my ass pennies.
Grape Bran doesn't sound as appealing to be 💯
Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you're wasting time if you sleep 4.
Just buy Wheaties already.
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
its been on my camera roll since 2022
I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.
I didn't know Chili's had a VIP section. Then again I'm a poor unambitious schlub.
You won't believe what happens in the Chili's Champagne Room.
What's so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?
He also got the "2 can dine for
$10.99$25.99" and ate it all.-price reflects adjustment for inflation.
Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?
Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
True, I was the table
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
Do you ever take it out to eat, though?
Ah. See. Usually it's my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.
I'm no longer allowed at outback.
I thought Outback had “no rules”?!
You're thinking of out back behind Outback which has no rules.
Bloomin’ onion, indeed.
I should call them
Not even rules to not talk about the nonexistent rules?
No, you're thinking of The First Wive's Club, and it was less about not talking about the rules and more of a revenge pact
They lie.
Rule 1: "no rules"
Rule 2: except for that one
Rule 3: you know what, fuck it, we neither have rules nor don't we're in some kind of quantum ruleposition
Rule 1 is no outside food
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
Entramanure
And everybody clapped.
pay attention
Successful people aren't eating at Chili's, lol
sounds like you dont know what real success looks like
I know real success gets better ribs
Chilis is a staple of Minnesota
why would I eat at Staples
If there are staples in your chili's, you are eating a refrigerator magnet.
That’s right I do curbside pickup
A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili's.
"...sir."
How you know it's fake. No one calls a human in a Chili's "Sir."
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
Would make more sense if you asked for a table for 4 then no?
Applebee's has a bip section?
Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.
Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.
Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.
My favorite meme is "14 beers at chili's" and they do not have a VIP section.
Just because you've never been invited doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Probably because of the 14 beers.
It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.
Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.
So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there
Hes perfect for Donnie darko. Fuckin weird ass movie.
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I've only eaten at an Applebee's once, and I assume Chili's is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who's eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn't really cheaper than other places
I visited the US a few years back and wanted to do what the local do so we went to Applebee's. I had the most boring steak ever with a bunch of flavourless sides and later on ended up in A&E after I had a violent allergic reaction with an additive that is illegal in virtually every other country.
middle age to old people who dont want to try anything new but want to go out for dinner
One of the last times I went to chili's a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without getting up. Chili's has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.