All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.
It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.
I really don't know, and I'm just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.
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I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.
I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don't need a litany of how disgusting that is.
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All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.
Or highly orchestrated with costumes and decorations and a theme.
White tie sex
Hm but the opposite could also be committed couldn't it?
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What about Business Casual Sex?
At work but in the broom closet.
With the rope.
This sounds like a new version of Clue.
I mean, there are definitely avenues to go pro.
Speedruns seem fun
any% sex champion here...
The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.
...as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?
Yeah, but it's a gender segregated league
Yes. With comparability layer called wine
That's actually just the high skill level challenge pool.
What about Arcade Sex and Custom Sex?
Modded sex is better
Disables achievements though.
Formal Sex?
So, just porn?
"professional" โ "competitive"
They do have award shows though. That makes it competitive, at least for some of the movies.
There a speed event? Cause Iโll kick ass in that.
I do remember seeing a blowjob contest years ago where two women were given the objective to make two lines of men jizz, one line each.
At first they were neck and neck, trading blows equally, but in the end one of them blew past the other and won.
All I'm saying is if you're looking for a speed competition there is one
Competitive sex is porn. They literally give out awards every year in Vegas.
Isn't that the porn industry?
"Fast casual sex" implies the existence of "michelin rated sex".
It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.
I really don't know, and I'm just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.
I know that's a thing at the Texas ren fest.
I know itโs just a joke and I know Iโm taking this way too seriously but the โ thing implies the existence of thingโ meme really annoys me, because no it doesnโt imply that at all.
The existence of a meme being annoying when taken too seriously implies the existence of the meme not being annoying when not taken seriously.
Pretty beat to death for sure, though this still made me do a brief chuckle.
you are right about taking it too seriously haha
It's graded on speed, endurance, technique and style
Speed is the worst category.
Dude it's not golf - the goal is to have the highest score.
Depends on the category.
We have that. AVN announces winners every year.
I'm ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.
Many aspire to reach bronze
I'm in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.
Tinder
I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.
I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don't need a litany of how disgusting that is.
What systems did you have in place to counter doping?
I'd wager that muscle relaxants in the lube would probably easily detectable. As for the guys, I'm not sure cum pills are testable... ๐ค
I don't want to lecture you I want to know everything, I want numbers! I want tech!!
Just ask Debbie and Bonnie Blue!
Look I have a Master Guardian Elite rank in sex. I don't know if I could handle Global Elite.
My best streak was 6 hours!--not actually a joke, not sure what I was thinking but it was funny when she fell asleep on the toilet.
And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.