He's bying eggs from an egg? Somethings wrong here! Like, does he sell his Lil children for profit! Somebody should check his basement! Its probably full with lil egg themed horrors!
Wait, you thought they were eggs? Hahaha! Oh my friend, it happens to the best of us, including yours truly.
You see, Hank, Brank's father, was a potato who for many years believed himself to be an egg until his uncle revealed the truth on his deathbed. He fell in love with and married Brenda, an egg, and later had two chicken nugget children Brank and Handa.
As for the egg vendor, who knows! He could be an egg, a potato, or a wheel of cheese!
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That's gonna be one hell of an omelette.
It's for world egg day
He's bying eggs from an egg? Somethings wrong here! Like, does he sell his Lil children for profit! Somebody should check his basement! Its probably full with lil egg themed horrors!
Wait, you thought they were eggs? Hahaha! Oh my friend, it happens to the best of us, including yours truly.
You see, Hank, Brank's father, was a potato who for many years believed himself to be an egg until his uncle revealed the truth on his deathbed. He fell in love with and married Brenda, an egg, and later had two chicken nugget children Brank and Handa.
As for the egg vendor, who knows! He could be an egg, a potato, or a wheel of cheese!
You know, all of a suddenly I want to eat baked potatoes in een omelet. An old Flemish dish.
I dunno, not sure brank is a real name. I may have to downvote this.
What else would you name the son of Hank and Brenda?
good egg
Eggs are pretty good!
egg
Make sure you have eggs at home for Friday!
Happy to Brank and all who celeggbrate
What are your party plans?
Usually find a corner to be inconspicuous in, become inebriated, purloin cutlery.
I mean not much, you?
I'm going to have some eggs!
:'(
It'll be the first egg day without Hank :(
i think qrstuv is going to give us the greates gift of a new comic on that blessed day.
I hope that too. I'll pray JJ for it.
stay prayed up!
That would make it the best egg day yet!
You lied or were otherwise wrong and I want a refund.
not a guarantee. read the fine print.
I forgot my glasses
too bad!
Thank you for creating content!
Thanks for engaging! Are you proud of Brank too?
Who??
goddammit qrstuv you stole my joke that I was gonna use if you ever posted a new Hank content >:(Thank you for creating egg content!
Thanks for engaging!