FartsWithAnAccent fedia.io2Hide 2 replies"Ok, I'm gonna go on my wank break." takes nap instead, they'll never know!64Reply
eevidences replylemmy.worldYeah it's a half hour break, once I finish I still can squeeze in a 29 minute nap.14Reply
FilthyShrooms lemmy.worldDont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you're done!24Reply
ootacon239 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.23Reply
HHideakikarate replysh.itjust.worksI don't know if that would make my job easier if that were my profession.7Reply
nymnympseudonym piefed.social1Hide 1 replyHow do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?17Reply
ggnuplusmatt reddthat.comWife works from home, relatively certain this is her standard lunch break14Reply
UUnpigged lemmy.dbzer0.comWorker class must unite and give a helping hand to the comrade on the right!5Reply
ddudeface lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them4Reply
tterranoid lemmy.cafeIsn't this what everyone means by "bio break"? You just can't do the hand motion in the air when you say bio break or you go to HR4Reply
Blackmist feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyMight be a good policy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa42Reply
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"Ok, I'm gonna go on my wank break."
takes nap instead, they'll never know!
¿Porque no los dos?
Yeah it's a half hour break, once I finish I still can squeeze in a 29 minute nap.
Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you're done!
I don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.
I don't know if that would make my job easier if that were my profession.
How do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?
what ? i'd still have 29 minutes
Wife works from home, relatively certain this is her standard lunch break
Worker class must unite and give a helping hand to the comrade on the right!
I have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them
where else will they jerk off to all the cp on their platform?
Isn't this what everyone means by "bio break"?
You just can't do the hand motion in the air when you say bio break or you go to HR
What if I'm empty? No productivity then
I already do this, I don't need no stinkin policy.
Okay, but... what is the thumbnail?
If you know, you know.
I do not know. Perhaps I don't want to know.
I don't know either :(
How about a living wage and time off?
Might be a good policy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4
If I didn't see this posted here, was going to post it myself.