Damn and I thought saying "I worked on this idea with AI" was like saying "I like smelling my own farts for fun" but apparently I was being more polite.

Well, you need something to wash down the poop sandwich.

We’re never leaving this planet. And that’s probably a good thing for the rest of the universe.

Fellas, is it woke to not drink your own piss?

I've been saying Gemini is like one of the worst of the chatbots for a while, and this is fucking proof.

They use it because it's more likely to agree with your piss drinking pseudoscience lol

nottheonion is leaking..

The author needs to invert the word order. "People obsessed with AI are using it to reassure themselves that drinking their own pee is a magical cure-all"

I kind of think the lemon-party gang didn't believe this.

Peter Thiel 100% has the face of a pissdrinker

Is this a case of "journalists" falling for trolling/shitposting as they have done so often in the past?

Back in my day you had to use violence or pay to watch someone drink their own pee.

What a time to be alive.

2026 mood

That's a piss poor way to get punch drunk.

(Pee!, huh) Yeah (What is it good for?) Absolutely nothin' Uh-huh, uh-huh (Pee!, huh) Yeah (What is it good for?) Absolutely nothin' Say it again, y'all (Pee!, huh) Huh, lookout (What is it good for?) Absolutely nothin' Listen to me, aww!

Well then... I guess this old video turned out to be prophetic.

The sun’s going down, ChatGPT, better give me some esoteric knowledge

Noiselund feat. Red Letter Media - Good Health

It's the best Mumford & Sons style stomp and clap song about drinking piss you've never heard! As far as I know, made purely with sentence mixing and auto tune, no AI.

I guess they're really devoted to garbage-in garbage-out

Darwin, don’t fail us now!