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I know this is shitpost, but if anyone is wondering it's a "collagen" drink. People think it makes their skin, nails, and hair nicer, but there's almost no scientific evidence of its efficacy. It's bullshit dreamt up by the cosmetics industry.

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feddit.org

No, you're thinking of Colgate. Collage is actually a type of soft cheese.

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piefed.zip

Actually you're thinking of cottage. Collage is an institution where get higher education

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lemmy.world

Here's the thing, you're thinking of College. Collage was the 30th US president, sometimes known as 'Silent Col' for his laconic nature and his advocacy for limited government and laissez-faire economics.

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It seems you've made the classical blunder of confusing Calvin Coolidge with a cottage, the best form of arts and crafts.

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lemmy.world

I know. It’s obvious. They stuck their thumb in the middle… So what’s the joke then?

Collage flavor=what?

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It's been so long since I've been in collage that I genuinely forgot how to spell it
^((Or rather never, it's not called college over here)^)

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lemmy.world

Technical Collage isn't quite as good, but it's free if you live in State.

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I sniffed glue a lot when I was younger, probably tastes like that I would think.

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