At my first hospitality place there was exactly one person who could pull off gorgeous latte art. I begged her to tell me the very basics, at least. There was always something preventing it until she left. I went "so I gotta figure it out for myself" - then proceeded to make 72952 weirdly shaped butts, penises, gourds, potatoes and turds. But THEN, one job, several years and oceans of milk later it kinda clicked, and I made my first (if ever so slightly wonky) heart.
...And then I proceeded to make hundreds of gourds, and one cute heart here and there.

You're past those 70K attempts (and I bet you've done it in less). Keep going! Given enough time, you can get to a decent level in about everything. Ignore the occasional hundreds of gourds and focus on your odd hearts! You're on track.

Am I the ONLY ONE that thought of it being a stargate??

Lot better than the last one

That's a beautiful onion ❤️

I should call her.

You are so much better than me! Keep up the good work

How does it look? Lol

If you enjoy what you're doing, that's really what matters.

Well, and if it tastes good.

You should see what mine look like...

On second thought, no one needs that imagery in their head.

At least yours looks like something recognizable.