And let's just define "weak" right now to be anything less than cranking your hog to phone porn using one of those cute neck lanyard stands while simultaneously playing MGS3 on your bro's 15 year old gaming machine. king shit.
That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the "finish line" before his mom got to his room.
I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award
My conservative evangelical christian mother once borrowed my phone when I was a teen and said the >99 tabs of futanari hentai doujins I had open in my browser were
"... Expressive ..."
In that moment, my soul left my body and —to the best of my knowledge— has not returned.
Call me a prude but if you’re unable to wait until you’re not in a family group setting to look up pornography, you have a problematic relationship with pornography.
Alright, here is a story: One time a member of my family was showing me vacation pictures on their phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe - beach, hotel, restaurant etc. all very normal stuff. Then suddenly there is a picture there that was clearly intended to be seen only by that family member and their partner. Swipe on to the next picture - a normal one again. Continue on like nothing happened.
Both of us never acknowledge that. I never told that to my friends or family. I am going to take that secret to my (non-internet) grave.
Just pointing out, if you're sitting on a couch, the couch's back rest is blocking the mirror at the level your phone is at. I guess if the room is standing just at the right distance they could see it but I find it to be likely BS.
Im not sure who is living in a house with a Walgreens style anti-theft slant mirror that runs along the celling of their living room, but I dont want ti meet them
Honestly correct reaction, everyone there just kinda let it fall down a memory hole, which is what should happen when uncomfortable sex stuff happens between family members
If this were reddit, there'd be like 30 comments about how anonny made people unwilling participants in his kink and should be sentenced to death or something
See I was a teenage girl reading ListerxRimmer and AvonxBlake on ff.net under the Christmas tree so my main takeaway from this is that "men are just more visual" is just what gets the male porn addicts caught. If you don't catch the header tags you've gotta be actively reading over my shoulder while the screen is on the right paragraphs to clock that it's even M level spicy.
Like maybe there really is some actual X vs Y gene level code that means y'all actually gotta see the lady naked but like. Idk there's just something about 20k words of slow burn enemies to lovers that 🤌without instantly betraying your inner freak to any random that happens to wander behind you.
Also there's a reason a bunch of disorders aren't diagnosable in teenagers. What counts as a porn addiction in a 28 y/o is just what keeps a 17y/o from wandering off with the pizza boy and getting pregnant.
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You pulled out porn in a room crowded with family. Is there a Darwin-Freud hybrid award?
Live for the thrill, let the weak perish.
And let's just define "weak" right now to be anything less than cranking your hog to phone porn using one of those cute neck lanyard stands while simultaneously playing MGS3 on your bro's 15 year old gaming machine. king shit.
I am the new way to go.
I am the way of the future.
Deep cut.
That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the "finish line" before his mom got to his room.
I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award
I guess we'll just call it the 4chan award
My conservative evangelical christian mother once borrowed my phone when I was a teen and said the >99 tabs of futanari hentai doujins I had open in my browser were
"... Expressive ..."
In that moment, my soul left my body and —to the best of my knowledge— has not returned.
She liked them.
Thanks, I'll add that to the pile of thoughts I wish I could unthink.
She even recognised some of them.
She posed for them.
She took the photos, drew the art
Call me a prude but if you’re unable to wait until you’re not in a family group setting to look up pornography, you have a problematic relationship with pornography.
Or with your family...
Why not both? 🤷♂️
Then assert dominance by watching incest porn
"Oi! Bruv! Sis needs help, she got stuck cleaning the oven!"
🤮
...Yeah, okay, username checks out.
Alright, here is a story: One time a member of my family was showing me vacation pictures on their phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe - beach, hotel, restaurant etc. all very normal stuff. Then suddenly there is a picture there that was clearly intended to be seen only by that family member and their partner. Swipe on to the next picture - a normal one again. Continue on like nothing happened.
Both of us never acknowledge that. I never told that to my friends or family. I am going to take that secret to my (non-internet) grave.
Not acknowledging it was for sure the only appropriate move.
You weren't meant to see it, and I'm sure said family member is quietly grateful you pretended like you didn't.
But did you crank your hog to it later?
C'mon you gotta tell us which family member!
It was their member.
Just pointing out, if you're sitting on a couch, the couch's back rest is blocking the mirror at the level your phone is at. I guess if the room is standing just at the right distance they could see it but I find it to be likely BS.
The wall could be slanted.
The floor could be slanted too. The mirror could be slanted. OP's eyes could be slanted. So many possibilities
Im not sure who is living in a house with a Walgreens style anti-theft slant mirror that runs along the celling of their living room, but I dont want ti meet them
Probably someone with anons in the family.
Mirror mounted behind couch, people standing would get the angle to the phone.
Honestly correct reaction, everyone there just kinda let it fall down a memory hole, which is what should happen when uncomfortable sex stuff happens between family members
If this were reddit, there'd be like 30 comments about how anonny made people unwilling participants in his kink and should be sentenced to death or something
I mean, if he did that on purpose that would be a dick move, but otherwise... do onto others as you would have them do to you.
who looks at porn on their phone in public?
that's proper porn addiction behavior
See I was a teenage girl reading ListerxRimmer and AvonxBlake on ff.net under the Christmas tree so my main takeaway from this is that "men are just more visual" is just what gets the male porn addicts caught. If you don't catch the header tags you've gotta be actively reading over my shoulder while the screen is on the right paragraphs to clock that it's even M level spicy.
Like maybe there really is some actual X vs Y gene level code that means y'all actually gotta see the lady naked but like. Idk there's just something about 20k words of slow burn enemies to lovers that 🤌without instantly betraying your inner freak to any random that happens to wander behind you.
Also there's a reason a bunch of disorders aren't diagnosable in teenagers. What counts as a porn addiction in a 28 y/o is just what keeps a 17y/o from wandering off with the pizza boy and getting pregnant.
"Oh, Listy" "Oh, Rimsy"
Anon needs help
Situational awareness, Grasshopper.