And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that's terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
You shouldn't trust it. This is from the future and if you do it you will doom us all. It's just disguised as being a simple task but in reality that changes a lot!XD
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Sorry, you lost me
This is your brain on loss.
I should call her.
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
True to the form? It's a shitty po... oh.
Why the long face?
I am the eggman
I am the eggpan
I am the walnut
Caca achoo
Unjustifiable.
Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji...
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that's terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
It's a shitpost, this isn't meant to be a serious question.
#atetheshit
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn't talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, "what else have you lying to me about?!"
Same, easiest money I ever made.
Human response: "lol, sure."
Lemming response: "🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!"
Range against the machine.
Eggxactly
yay we're not humans
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
Man, IDK.. it would be tough. The urge is real.
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Fuckk I failed.
🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳
Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?
Let's see you make it through even 1x, first.
Can we use historical data?
I too
choose this guy's wifewould like to know this 😁But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??
Fried egg sexual? I'm not going to kink shame.
"You lied to me!"
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-Danny DeVito
You'll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.
WTF is this shit? That's not hard at 🍳 all.
I'd do one day for 800 million... maybe
Ok but you also can't use 🔍, only 🔎.
to hell with it all! you'll never pry my emoji from my grasp, even when I'm dead!
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can't
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There's an egg in a pan emoji??
What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your drug on brains
..eh, close enough 🤷🏻
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The fact that this exists just creeps me out for some reason.
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
Fuck no, man.
happy
🍳🍰 day
I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.
"Thanks, your presentation went so well!" 🍳
I'm so sorry to hear about your parents getting murdered 🍳🍳🍳
Bro, your humor is cooked. Almost fried to a crisp.
Bro,, I still got a runny middle.
You've used the emoji. You've just failed the challenge. No $700 million for you.
If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
I would fast. If you fry an egg good chance you’ll end up at liquor store buying a burner phone so you can blast a pic out to all your homies 🍳
Wait, you can get burner phones at liquor stores where you are at?
Mine just has booze and weed.
All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji
📡 📡 📡
👽
Bogos binted
Sus offer from some dude can't be bothered to write "you".
U dn gt 70m usn al ltrs frfr.
Questions my kids ask
Easiest decision i ever made 🍳
You might say it was.. over easy?
I didn't use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting...
Shit, I just burnt my eggs.
Uk what? I'm curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.
Considering that I've never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.
Absolutely not. You can't take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.
I'll do it for...$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.
I'll take that bet. How hard can it be to not use 🍳?
we need a 🍳 appreciation day.
This is so 🍳 fking easy. Wait fuck
Pfft. Y'all couldn't pull me off the damn 🚠 emoji.
🚠🚠🚠
I have not used that emoji in the last 58 years, and never missed it.
You used it all the time in the early to mid 60s, though.
This would be hard given that my current food obsession is eggs and I talk about it a lot lmao
few, at least I can send it in Morse code.
Money up front.
what emoji? Oo
Fly a PJ far away from US, stay in fantastic hotels, I don’t even know what that emoji is
First, you must explain how one would go about acquiring a single pyjama.
The way this is written sounds like I get the $700 mil but then become physically incapable of using the emoji.
What if I fail the challenge?
Your gaming house will be demolished by a tractor
How much money can I get for using only the 🍳 emoji?
You shouldn't trust it. This is from the future and if you do it you will doom us all. It's just disguised as being a simple task but in reality that changes a lot!XD