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A certain someone is holding a vote on how to rename AI

There is a particular individual who believes that "Artificial Intelligence" is insufficient for describing AI. Therefore, he has seen fit to hold a vote on AI's official new name.

I must say, I'm not a big fan of these options. Why can't I vote for "Shitty Intelligence"?

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piefed.social

I'm quite surprised he doesn't have American Intelligence on the list.

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I'm surprised he didn't go with Trump Intelligence.

  • Named after himself.
  • AI is actually stupid and is only good at manipulating so aligns with his level of intelligence.
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feddit.org

TBF, ChatGPT probably does have intelligence superior to the annoying orange.

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I flushed something earlier that did, too. That man is dumber than a bag of hair.

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Personally, I think "simulated intelligence" is more accurate.

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stropreply
lemmy.ml

But is it learning anything?

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lemmus.org

Uh, buddy--should you be posting this shit rn? You're in the middle of losing a war.

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sopuli.xyz

The Dow is over 50k so the war is actually being won rn

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sh.itjust.works

God, that feels like an ancient reference and it's only been a little over a year.

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When every day is a new controversy, it gets hard to remember what happened last week, let alone a year ago.

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sopuli.xyz

You’re just jealous of his Extreme Intelligence.

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It wont be HIS extreme intelligence until he bails them out. Which is probably soon with all the desperate arm flailing and scaremongering theyre doing . Oh, you meant his own extreme intelligence? Very funny!

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There's a person calling it by another continent's name...

How to democratize Tech – starting with „AI“ by corsnero at TDF 2026: media.ccc.de/YouTube

(Yes, there are people in other regions training AI for a job)

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Could anyone else in history possibly have been called a moron more times than this pedophile? He should handily win that contest.

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piefed.world

Supreme Intelligence actually does echo Marvel Comics’ Kree technological deity of the same name which just rips off the knowledge and works of people to basically just warmonger

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I clicked this post expecting someone to be shoehorning in an "America". "American Intelligence (AI)".

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piefed.social

Why didn't you write his name in the title of your post? Is it to evade people's filters? Ignoring consent is pretty rape-y, dude.

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They say that people know who it is when people mention "that guy". I wanted to double check.

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Stepping aside from the dumbest man in the universe posting another idiotic thing- I fucking hate surveys like this. Jobs always do these at the end of they year.

How would you describe your job satisfaction: A) I have found the best employer ever B) This is the greatest opportunity I will have C) If I could work more hours for free, I would gladly do so

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"Supreme Intelligence," probably because of its relationship to the Supreme Court, is losing badly

I am always saying this.

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lemmy.world

so how bout we call ai = fake intelligence or how bout no intelligence

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programming.dev

I say we go with fake unintelligence, so that we can shorten it FU.

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good idea its what trump is doing anyway its the truth of his intelligence

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This is one case where renaming something after himself could be a good thing. AI shall now be known as trumped-up intelligence.

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I'll vote for 'T9 MAX'.

What the hell, I feel generous. Let's go with 'T9 MAX+'.

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If its named superior intelligence do we have to natzi sullute it too, and go along with its final solution?

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