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Hark! Next time you see a bot-post / shit-post asking what the closest relative is to a hyrax, here's how you might respond! :D [guest-post from an old contributor]

Welp, the traditional internet (and hugely-wrong) answer is "elephants," and there actually *is* a wonderful sublemmy if you like "heffalumps": (hahaha, I love how A.A. Milne described them that way in Winnie-the-Pooh )

Yes, it's this! ❤️
![email protected]


https://media.piefed.social/posts/R7/jE/R7jEKz3KAX0LnQG.webp

Now, the reasoning in that fallacious logic is that the Proboscids (ancestors of elephants) and Hyracoids (ancestors of cute little hyraxes) indeed once shared a common ancestor!

Thing is, YES-- they did... around 60-75Myrs ago. Also yes, all others of their relatives didn't survive in to modernity, an incredibly common thing across life & evolution.

Right, I haven't done a deep-dive myself in to that theoretical common ancestor, but maybe:

https://media.springernature.com/lw703/springer-static/image/art%3A10.1038%2Fnature.2013.12398/MediaObjects/41586_2013_Article_BFnature201312398_Figa_HTML.jpg

Perhaps another way of saying that, despite all the natural branching-points of life on Earth, is that only a tiny fraction of the species that once existed on our Ball o' Fun are still alive today (maybe about ~0.5% as a median estimate?). And... that's just the way the ball bounces, I suppose? :S

Bah, in any case, here's the ACTUAL answer to that question-- "the closest relative to any one hyrax is... their littermates and parents," of course. But in terms of SPECIES? (and here's my whole point:)

In species-scale, the closest relative to a hyrax is... hahaha other hyraxes!!

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ComicStripEdits·Comic Strip Edits byJohnnyEnzyme

Lois getting a bit handsy and complacent (Kerry Callen) [story-arc in post] [dark-humor, NSFW]

Lois keeps screwing around so much across so many flights, that she eventually does slip.
On her way down, she blissfully thinks "hahaha, I've really got Clark tied around my finger!"

Meanwhile, Kal-El is thinking to himself: "you know... I'm still not totally sure that looping around the planet and reversing time was the perfectly-right decision (as seen in Superman ), mainly in order to save Lois' life.

"Now, what am I going to do, here," he ponders.....

"Clark... Superman... Kal-El... I'm over here! I'm WAIT-ING, dumdum!"
(Lois is routinely used to falling from high heights, but oddly, it's her BF's lack of immediate attention that's pissing her off)

Kal-El ponders a bit more about the intrinsic nature of their relationship, the ins & outs, the costs to him as a person over the years, until a tremendous *THUMP* is heard.

It seems that Lois, in the meantime, has formed an interesting new crater-formation in the New Mexican desert.

"Oh gods!, oh no!..." hmmmm, but actually (he thinks to himself) I always did love New Mexico's archeological history. :D

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eurographicnovels·European Graphic Novels++byJohnnyEnzyme

In the wake of my recent health-shizzle (stroke?) let's go with... Saint Pepsi! (three funny songs)

Now, I vastly prefer to post Euro-stuff, Euro-related stuff, and Euro-tangentials here... but, bah. It's Casual Friday!, and this place is still about things you readers might enjoy, from me to you? Anyway, I hope so!

SONNY & CHER: (amazing how *few* know their actual best song!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZhevX_8rNU

FRANK SINATRA: (His career had been miraculously revived, but now, inevitably seemed to be winding down upon its final Swan Song of sorts. So he re-teamed with his "Strangers in the Night" songwriters to come up with this wild one, which sounds to me like right out of the James Bond playbook!

The World We Knew (Over and Over):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlW5s2wBIlI

Saint Pepsi - Private Caller - absolutely iconic shit from the 80's!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00

(except it's all a put-on?!? hahaha!)

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quotes·"Quotes"byJohnnyEnzyme

PKD on the power of words (with an example)

Btw, I was reminded of this quote by the comic strip about this person's nervous breakdown.

It made me think of the following, requoted:

I suppose it's an interesting commentary on the nature of belief, especially in today’s complicated world. As in-- once you lock in a belief, you have to reconcile it with your other beliefs, plus whatever actual facts & reality are able to penetrate your skull. Kinda reminds me of the old Star Trek episodes in which Captain Kirk gives a computer more than it’s able to reconcile, and the computer winds up shaking itself to pieces.

To me it sounds exhausting, but YMMV.

Oh, one thing I forgot to mention above is that the mental juggling isn't usually a static equation solved for good, but an ongoing process, requiring vigilant defense. Introduce a critical new belief or bit of reality and it may destroy the person's peace of mind, sometimes with some pretty scary repercussions.

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quotes·"Quotes"byJohnnyEnzyme

[META] A frank, short commentary upon the state of our community--

I want to point out that this lovely "quotes" project is @[email protected]'s idea, and I love it dearly, and do try to interject some life here & there, as much as I can, not unlike how I try to keep some of the now-retired @[email protected]'s communities going, you know?

But I'm just one little tadpole, mates, and I have similar love upon a range of other /c's, such as CassetteFuturism, FullMoviesOnYoutube, HistoryArt, HistoryPhotos, HistoryArtifacts, Funny, ComicStripEdits, two LEGO communities, and then a bunch of other situations like this, haha. So yes indeed, I'm a toddler of sorts, saying to myself "okay, maybe let's slam this geometric shape in to this other geometrically-shaped hole?!" Whoah!

And yet I have my own dedicated community I run at the same time, which has somehow been going for 3+yrs, and 666 posts as of the moment. Foof...

Anyway, all that's just my personal posting style, and if you saucy devils feel like helping out upon any-such communities of your choosing, then I wouldn't say you're not my heroes. 💚

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cassettefuturism·CassetteFuturism byJohnnyEnzyme

Surely this was Batman 1966's alternate car-build? (it's the 1962 Ford Seattle-ite XXI)

If I understand correctly, the original Batmobile was in fact based on a 1955 Lincoln Futura concept car. Kind of wild, as the first Batman TV series launched 11yrs later!

Sorry for the lack of info / pics, but Spectrum basically crippled my internet on Monday, and I'm still trying to figure what the hell's going on.

In any case, here's more pics of this memorable automobile:
https://www.google.com/search?q=1962+Ford+Seattle-ite+XXI&udm=2

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eurographicnovels·European Graphic Novels++byJohnnyEnzyme

Can anyone help me identify this art? (1° of separation from actual BD art, whoops)

TL;DR - anybody find it via reverse-image search?

Wordy version - So, late in the day on Monday, my internet service (Spectrum, Midwest USA) did some kind of "planned upgrade," which wound up (temporarily?) killing a landslide of key sites for me, such as TheGuardian, Pinterest.com, archive.org, TinEye, Patreon, streamable.com, fandom.com and even bloody well Amazon! Even Google Image search craps out after I upload the image.

Now, I -think- this is from someone I previously posted here 2+yrs ago, but I'm getting older, and... well. 665 posts is a boatload of posts to search through when you can't remember a good key-word. :S

Funny thing is, I was trying to put together a little dossier on Horacio Altuna's BD art when I stumbled upon this one. One problem with that of course is that Altuna loves to spotlight a million+1 artists on his Twitter feed (see prior post), and this was one of them. But it's absolutely not him!

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fullmoviesonyoutube·Full movies on YouTubebyJohnnyEnzyme

"Fire and Ice," one of the most astonishing masterpieces of rotoscoped animation in film history.

This is one of those short-list films (like TRON for example) in which traditional movie critics were heavily-confused by in the early 80's, and therefore received a muted response. (well, that's my common take, anyway)

Yet this remains a Swords & Sorcery, roto-scoped, towering accomplishment for the ages, with great scene-flow, super-good voice-work, and one of the most satisfying plots you'll ever see in movies, without any cheap plot points to grease the wheels, so to speak.

This is an absurdly good film to be free to watch, and there it is... arguably Ralph Bakshi's mega-masterpiece, along with his other mega-masterpiece, American Pop .

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Rookie Joshua Báez has done the absurdly unthinkable-- i.e., hit THREE Home Runs in his very first Major League Baseball at-bats

On top of THAT? It gets even mondo-crazier--

Each homerun was hit to a completely different area of the stadium. This is important to note, because almost every power-hitter in history has a certain 'range of success,' i.e. a certain area of the outfield in which their individual style and skills work best to hit to, based on the pitches they commonly see, plus other factors, such as the way MLB pitchers specifically throw to them.

In terms of the context noted, Báez' accomplishment is likely ~99.9% an instant-sports record that will never be broken. And it happened from nowhere, just like that!

NOTE: this all happened just this recent Saturday, August 15th, 2026.

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An action-shot from my upcoming review of "QVADRIGA" (Steam game) [more art in post]

This splashie is from the brilliant The Eagles of Rome graphic novel series, book two, by badass Swiss-Italian, writer-artist Enrico Marini.

I'd previously posted a few more samples on HistoryArt: [NSFW]
https://piefed.social/c/historyart/p/1701717/three-splash-pages-from-the-eagles-of-rome-series-nsfw-3rd-image

As I understand it, chariot-racing was an enormous event during the heights of the Roman Empire, and the OP pic is possibly the legendary Circus Maximus or an analogue, which I understand was duplicated in part all around the ancient Roman empire, even across a large swath of Northern Africa.

There's also a landslide of information to comment upon in terms of those colorful flags... the Reds, the Blues, the Greens, and the Whites. Each faction (plus a couple others) was backed by powerful financial - political entities, backed by hyper-enthusiastic fan-bases. (haha, fast forward 2Kyrs with futbol, and has anything really changed? XD)

In any case, the game I'm currently reviewing:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/297760/Qvadriga/

(check that lead video at the game link; it's both scrumptious and hilarious!)

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eurographicnovels·European Graphic Novels++byJohnnyEnzyme

Frederik Peeters has a new book coming out... (2027)

I learned that after randomly checking in on his Tumblr / dev blog. And, a couple more highlights from this new Claquedent thing:


https://64.media.tumblr.com/3e801197cc2f25c30e54732f7df34694/e44fcc52deadf791-a7/s1280x1920/182be525dea1bf8e47527f6284b954ef121988c6.jpg


https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fef6306c0b82cdb36ca817f35b48d99/d1dbb167c7af7862-77/s1280x1920/55e2c1837c240f246dc91ef7d984a5e265b68368.jpg

Actually, I've little to no idea what the tome is actually going to be about. Anybody have a read 'pon that?


Btw, another nice discovery was his brilliant work for La Septième Obsession , which I understand to be a bi-monthly movie review magazine. Slight shades for me of Andy Warhol's lovely, oversized Interview magazine, which I used to gobble up, long ago.

Yes, I've been a sucker for silhouette, light & shadows-style work since I first read Frank Miller's early work on Daredevil and such, and even moreso, Mexican-American Jaime Hernandez' work on the legendary Amor Y Cohetes, and in that vein, here's some of Swissman Peeters' recent work for the mag:


https://64.media.tumblr.com/93a59f56806ccb236ac210d9b527948e/ab398469a048017d-de/s1280x1920/31ff3be87bd4cfa1a90c5690b56027306bb4b6c8.jpg


https://64.media.tumblr.com/60363631e1835587b0951bc8b9134a62/ab398469a048017d-59/s1280x1920/35c0eb6de268113908df6c44a0d2c507f5922ad4.jpg

Couple more of those here:
https://frederikpeeters.tumblr.com/tagged/la%20septi%C3%A8me%20obsession

(bloody hell, mate, I still haven't reviewed here Peeters' astonishing Aâma sci-fi epic 😑)

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historyphotos·HistoryPhotosbyJohnnyEnzyme

Steppenwolf Theatre Company, 1975, with 2/3 founders present. (full actor list in a comment)

Steppenwolf Theatre Company is a Chicago theater company founded in 1974 by Terry Kinney, Jeff Perry, and Gary Sinise in the Immaculate Conception grade school in Highland Park, Illinois[1] and is now located in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood on Halsted Street. After occupying several theatres in Chicago, in 1991, it moved into its own purpose-built complex with three performing spaces, the largest seating 550.[2][3]

The theatre's name comes from Hermann Hesse's novel Steppenwolf, which original member Rick Argosh was reading during the company's inaugural production of Paul Zindel's play, And Miss Reardon Drinks a Little, in 1974.[4] A recipient of the Regional Tony Award,[5] it has produced several shows that have transferred to Broadway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppenwolf_Theatre_Company

Four of the most famous actors appear in the back, consecutively, from L-R. See how many you can get in total, then check the comment below.

(the photo was posted just yesterday from Gary Sinese's media feed)

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historyartifacts·HistoryArtifactsbyJohnnyEnzyme

I wonder what his bathrobe looked like? Sandals of Tutankhamun, ca.1332-1323 BC.

And did King Tut like his breakfast croissant buttered, or with jam?

The 3,300-year-old ceremonial leather sandals of the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun, discovered in his Valley of the Kings tomb (KV62), feature painted and gilded depictions of foreign captives and the Nine Bows on the inner soles, allowing the king to symbolically trample Egypt's enemies with every step.

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Tomb-of-King-Tutankhamun-KV-62-Sandals-with-enemy-figures-and-nine-bows-motif-18th_fig23_371306846

Symbolic Design: Captive figures representing traditional northern and southern neighbors of Egypt are painted where the feet rest. The Nine Bows: The traditional motif symbolizing the unified foes of Egypt appears on the toe and heel areas. Materials: Expertly crafted from leather, wood, gold leaf, and fine detailing.

https://www.ancient-egypt.co.uk/fitzwilliam/pages/fitzwilliam_sep2006_%20039.htm

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