tenforward·TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your NamebyThe Picard Maneuver The DoctorView original on lemmy.world241Comments21Reply
TTollana1234567 lemmy.todaythe EMH has been corrupted to be unethical a few times, and one or more instance of using unethical research. hes less ethical than crusher, bashir or polaski ever was.2Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialwaves medical tricorder lazily over patient "This says nothing is wrong with you, you're just wasting my fucking time."9Reply
Apeman42 lemmy.world"Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?" "No thanks. I'm a doctor, not a douchebag."8Reply
ummthatguy replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIf they can program the sensation of drunk into a hologram, why not? Adds character.4Reply
AAeronMelon replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAh, Starfleet Academy. Sexual harassment is okay if a woman does it.5Reply
Tattorack lemmy.worldMore accurate would be: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution."27Reply
jjobbies lemmy.zip"Please state the nature of why you're in my fucking sick bay when I'm trying to take drugs and watch porn"9Reply
Vandals_handle replylemmy.worldDoc Im hallucinating, I see furry creatures on my chocolate bar, it's Tribbley Toblerone5Reply
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the EMH has been corrupted to be unethical a few times, and one or more instance of using unethical research. hes less ethical than crusher, bashir or polaski ever was.
Please state the nature of your non-lupus related emergency.
waves medical tricorder lazily over patient
"This says nothing is wrong with you, you're just wasting my fucking time."
your medical emergency is irrelevant
"Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?"
"No thanks. I'm a doctor, not a douchebag."
The only hologram with Vicodin adiction.
If they can program the sensation of drunk into a hologram, why not?
Adds character.
Ah, Starfleet Academy.
Sexual harassment is okay if a woman does it.
Mistakes were made. Par for the course for every series.
So there is a way to make the doctor more annoying.
More accurate would be:
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution."
"Please state the nature of why you're in my fucking sick bay when I'm trying to take drugs and watch porn"
It's still not lupus
SPACE LUPUS
10/10 would watch…
Yeah these models don’t exactly have good bedside manners.
Doc, I’m feeling all wibbley wobbly
And for some reason he keeps replicating more socks
Doc Im hallucinating, I see furry creatures on my chocolate bar, it's Tribbley Toblerone
lupus
Peak. Great editing, too, even if it's AI.