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lazysoci.al

Why is the FBI concerned about replying to anything on shitter anyway?

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Propaganda works very, very well. Especially monetized and ownee by the propagandists. And the greater the scale, the better it works. If you can sway 0.1% of the US population, you have swayed 300 000 people.

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BigPotatoreply
lemmy.world

The FBI is concerned because the boss of the FBI is concerned. Every job has some boss concerned about something stupid... In this case, it appears the replier in this text thread is concerned about someone stupid.

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lemmy.zip

I had a boss (got fired) who would send people on holy grail quests and once they came back with the holy grail they would say "this is not what I asked for"

Huge matching vibes from crazy eyes

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Holy grail quests is a new one for me, but I great way to describe my last VP.

They loved a good "give vague goal or directive, ignore all communication or progress reporting for months even when directly contacted, put off approving any spend until the literal last day before the goal will absolutely fail and then completly flip your shit because you don't understand or like the solution you didn't have an opinion on up until it was about to live, who then yolo some crazy last minute change that invariably shit all over months of work and spent 5-10x as much to get your ideal solution that would have been great months ago if you would have told us you had a preference and that 10x spend was on the table instead of assuming no responsibility in any way before wasting fuck tons of other peoples time just to cause needless panic that was 99% about optics and not actually successfully completing the task."

Yeah, you're phrasing is better.

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piefed.social

Whether it’s real or not, Kash Patel is exactly as that Twitter account describes. He’s also a moron, a pussy, and is wholly unqualified to run a blender let alone the FBI. Though I suspect he calls his blender his second home.

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bcgm3reply
lemmy.world

He looks like a human version of a Muppet version of himself

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lemmy.world

I want this to be real. It wont change anything but, It would delight me.

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Furbagreply
pawb.social

You have two more wishes.

Listen, I'm not the guy with the wishes, but I think I speak for everyone here that one of the wishes absolutely needs to be you-know-what happens to you-know-who.

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A whole lot more than that needs to happen. You-know-who is simply a symptom of a much larger disease. His death won't mean jack shit outside of boosting morale.

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KairuBytereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Got it, the queen has now died of unknown causes 4 years and 5 days ago.

You now have one wish.

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syreusreply
lemmy.world

I wish for the person reading this comment to find happiness.

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Do you mean that Trump needs to die? Because yes

Take 2 of my wishes and do it

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Look bad, be accurate, we quibble over semantics. Do it.

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How/why/who released this?

Since it’s getting pretty popular, I wonder if he asked for an update yet.

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