It follows a young Mary during the middle ages in a period known only as "The Anarchy", right as her powers begin to manifest in chaotic and malevolent ways. Caught in a battle for crown supremacy, she empowers the wrong people^["when Mary holds your hand, you feel quite grand..."] and plunges the British isles into a dark age of despair and bloodshed fueled by her own internal hatred and injustice at the world.
Taking place in snapshots of her adult life, we follow her as she clashes with other forces over next millennia, who slowly shape her through the power of cosmic melodies to steer her outlook into a beacon of kindness that she uses to undo the wrongs to the descendants of the people she once sought retribution against.
I love that AI thought the kid in green needed a forked arm! And the kid in blue is apparently holding a fish? I think the girl is doing Trump's j/o dance move
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You get dancing penguins either way.
I like how all the penguins are just ignoring his monster dong
it's just polite
They dont call him Dick for nothing.
Her outfit better have nipples in that last one
Meh, I'll wait for the Nolan versions. The dark nanny.
Lol this unlocked a memory. Ancient youtube video of a trailer for a Mary Poppins horror film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic
that's really well done
We already know that Mary Poppins and Pennywise are the same species, so a darker story is certainly in the cards.
Wait I thought Mary Poppins was a Time Lord?
Are you saying she isn't? Or Pennywise is, too?
Dawes al Ghul and Bankain were formidable villains for Poppins.
Shame Rigel had to die at the hands of The Comedian in Poppins Begins: once you pop
I would unironically like to see Tim Burton's Mary Poppins. Johnny Depp would probably be really good as Mary.
Or if you're not married to the gender swap, I bet his other favorite, Helena Bonham Carter, would knock it out of the park like she always does
Mary Poppins: Year 1
It follows a young Mary during the middle ages in a period known only as "The Anarchy", right as her powers begin to manifest in chaotic and malevolent ways. Caught in a battle for crown supremacy, she empowers the wrong people^["when Mary holds your hand, you feel quite grand..."] and plunges the British isles into a dark age of despair and bloodshed fueled by her own internal hatred and injustice at the world.
Taking place in snapshots of her adult life, we follow her as she clashes with other forces over next millennia, who slowly shape her through the power of cosmic melodies to steer her outlook into a beacon of kindness that she uses to undo the wrongs to the descendants of the people she once sought retribution against.
oooh the character arc
Mary Poppins versus Supernanny
Winner takes on Nanny McPhee
But where does Amelia Bedilia fit in?
🎶"A can full of whoop ass makes the crime rate go down..." ,🎶
Don't forget that spin off where she was a blue alien dude for some reason.
Missed opportunity for "2 Mary 2 Poppins"
Just a spoonful of lead helps the bad guy go down.
Poppins and Robbin
Poppins and Lockins
Mary helps a group of orphan street break dancing children win the affection of bankers and they are rewarded with jobs at the bank as human toilets.
Poppins and Robbins
Poppinsfall, court of penguins, the Burt who laughs
George Clooney was the second worst Mary Poppins, after Ben Affleck of course.
Yeah but what the hell was Christian Bale doing with his voice? I could barely understand that he was saying Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
https://youtu.be/Rezm7AJYEdw
Mary Poppins 2: Electric Boogaloo
I love that AI thought the kid in green needed a forked arm! And the kid in blue is apparently holding a fish? I think the girl is doing Trump's j/o dance move