Bosses Concerned That GTA 6 Release Will Cause Massive Drop in Productivity
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Oh no! My precious productivity. How will I ever afford my fifth super yacht?
Oh no! Think of all the unproductivity (people being happy) and the devestating impact (not being able to exploit people for your own financial gain) that would cause!
I gta you steal them
Well, on the other hand, ending constant distractions will cause revolution.
Oh no! The
slavesunderpaid workers will be using the paid time off we're forced to allow them to have!Reminds me of how the World Cup causes a contraction in some countries’ GDP due to a lose of productivity
They take entire weeks off? Oh my God. Society will collapse.
I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.
Have fun, drink water.
no time for consuming slop! only spend!