Every time I'm following a recepe, when I see how much garlic, I'm offended as it should bee at least 3 times as much. And I'm not even from a Mediterranean country.
Excuse me, sir or madam or something else...we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to "get a room?" We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
There was a joke years ago about Ben and Jerry's making chocolate-covered garlic ice cream called Boutros Boutros-Garlic. I don't think anyone would get that now (in either sense of "get").
Ever have just roasted garlic? With some nice oil? 100% garlic is dang fine, if they make a super garlic I will still assume you can't get enough of it.
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The only time I've said, "fuck, too much garlic," was the first time I found out that allicin causes burns.
This hits my feed 90 seconds afer my wife bitches that she can't get the garlic taste out of her mouth from the guac I made last night.
I agree there’s basically no such thing. Always at least double the cloves the recipe specifies.
Since I'm usually just cooking for myself now, I halve the recipe but double the cloves. And sometimes change "cloves" to "heads".
Yes, hahaha… yes!
"Too much garlic" is vampire propaganda.
MOAR GARLIC!!!
Every time I'm following a recepe, when I see how much garlic, I'm offended as it should bee at least 3 times as much. And I'm not even from a Mediterranean country.
Life itself is not worth living without garlic.
What's next? Not enough vampires.
18 cloves of garlic a day keeps Dr Acula away.
Probably most people too, but that's just a bonus!
Steak too juicy, drinking water too cold, pillow too cool
sucks
crunch crunch
anemia says hi
Easy fix.
Sleep on juicy steaks, eat salt-water on the daily.
lobster too buttery
Perhaps they meant too little garlic? You can always add more. Think you added enough? Think again
I never trust a recipe that has you add only one clove of garlic, even if that recipe is how to cook one clove of garlic
You got to add garlic powder to the clove
I cooked for my in laws and they said I used enough garlic, you could tell because everyone still had garlic breath the next morning.
....please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like 'Charlie The Chocolates' elderly family.
Wait... ^whisper ^it ^to ^me
Yes
whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.
crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear..
"^Hope ^there's ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family"
opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
Get a room
Excuse me, sir or madam or something else...we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to "get a room?" We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
leaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room
If it's ever "too much garlic" (which isn't a real thing) you can always add more of the other "food"
I once went to a restaurant where every item on the menu contained garlic in some capacity.
I haven’t had nor seen garlic ice cream, but did have some with mustard. It was pretty good
There was a joke years ago about Ben and Jerry's making chocolate-covered garlic ice cream called Boutros Boutros-Garlic. I don't think anyone would get that now (in either sense of "get").
This might help.
https://thestinkingrose.com/
That's what my cats keep telling me.
This you?
Ever have just roasted garlic? With some nice oil? 100% garlic is dang fine, if they make a super garlic I will still assume you can't get enough of it.
Damn right I have! That's the shit right there! 🤤
Black garlic is the next step in your evolution.
I also have severe fodmap reactions. No garlic or onion. It makes me very sad. :( :(
Yeahhhh pears and apples and stonefruits too here. It also happened suddenly, when I was 34 (4 years ago).
Still plenty of delicious food though, and you're not alone <3
excluding vampires again, aren't we? not nice of you