Bvintageads·Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. byBilSabab Bob Mann’s Instant Karate (1987)View original on lemmy.world49Comments18Reply
celeste kbin.earth1Hide 1 replyThe name has me imagining mixing hot water and a packet of powdered karate. I take a single sip and a fist bursts through my chest, killing me instantly.13Reply
BBilSabab replylemmy.worldthis is a business idea i can stand behind... to avoid blood splatter3Reply
DominusOfMegadeus sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyIt only works if you yell “Karate!” with each punch. If it’s a regular punch, you have to say “Regular punch!”8Reply
bbaggachipz sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 replies You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? 4Reply
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The name has me imagining mixing hot water and a packet of powdered karate. I take a single sip and a fist bursts through my chest, killing me instantly.
this is a business idea i can stand behind... to avoid blood splatter
It only works if you yell “Karate!” with each punch. If it’s a regular punch, you have to say “Regular punch!”
everything works if you yell KARATE. The poewr of projectoin!
Keanu found an even better way.
yup
I need Walter Goggins to do a biopic on this guy!
oh yeah
Ye gods I'm curious about this
Be curious no longer! https://youtu.be/izDGduwBfec
Thank you, instant senpai
Just $16.95, shittydwarf-san.
$14.95 in 1987 is worth $43.94 today FYI
yikes
Right? Mr Miyagi was cheaper and a far better teacher.
but who's Starla?
Married to this alpha