"It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that's not enough we've got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it's not cheese... Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It's not cheese damn it! It's chemically diverse from cheese... Because I looked at the lab results that's how! Cheese doesn't move on it's own!)" - also probably Cave Johnson
There is a drinking chocolate powder in the UK called "Galaxy". Which is intended to be dissolved in hot water instead of milk, therefore it contains milk powder. But if you mix it into hot milk, it is really amazing!
Powdered milk is a miracle wasted on the poor, the fact that no company has jumped on "freeze dried milkshakes" that you just add water to shows that America has lost its entrepreneurial spirit.
Freeze drying doesn't tend to work all that great on fats which whole milk has a lot of. Not tonsay it can't be done but its generally more effort than its worth for the result
Also, random shower thought... since they charge the same for whole milk as they do for semi or fully skimmed, why aren't people just buying whole milk and watering it down?
I mean skim has a lower fat content, presumably watering down whole milk will also dilute the non-fat parts of the milk like proteins, vitamins, and minerals - affecting the taste and meaning you get less of those things vs buying the same post-dilution quantity of skim milk.
They don't actually skim milk anymore. They haven't for years. They literally dilute milk with water at some part of the homogenisation process IIRC. Gonna have to go look it up now... 😂
Edit: TIL, only some places do it that way. It is generally centrifugally separated and then fortified with fat soluble Vitamins removed during the process.
To give an higher quality product, simply doing what you suggested gives you a lower quality product (and i also wonder if it's legal in europe?) You can also use the fat to do butter later
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Really milking it for all it's worth.
I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room
Maybe if you didn't stop to masturbate you would have been first.
"We drink the combined milk! That's 62% more milk per milk!"
Does the Milk comes in brick?
"It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that's not enough we've got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it's not cheese... Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It's not cheese damn it! It's chemically diverse from cheese... Because I looked at the lab results that's how! Cheese doesn't move on it's own!)" - also probably Cave Johnson
Yo dawg!
Dammit I thought I was being clever. Guess I’m just slow.
It's all good, bro. Don't let the meme die 😝
Milk maxxing
Lactomax
There is a drinking chocolate powder in the UK called "Galaxy". Which is intended to be dissolved in hot water instead of milk, therefore it contains milk powder. But if you mix it into hot milk, it is really amazing!
Wait, really? I thought it was like nesquick?
Galaxy is Nesquick with milk powder. The British Nesquick would be Cadbury.
What’s the mpm rating on this milk?
I'd say two, 'cause she already thought of it.
M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!
Actually this is really common.
In areas with unreliable power, powdered milk is much more common. People often do mix it super thick and spread it on bread.
Obviously not a balanced diet but you could do a lot worse for a cheap meal.
You are so thick I could spread you on bread.
Your mom is so thick I spread her on bread last night.
Well, she was cremated, so it is entirely possible.
that person must have the world's strongest bones
A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay
Doctors HATE this one simple trick!
But they love charging for the kidney stone removal.
they must be stopped before it's too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it
Milk^2^
Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.
I had a roommate that loved milk so much, they would snort powdered milk regularly in the bathroom.
I remember putting more... milky stuff... in my pregnant wife before drinking her milk. Does that qualify as "more milk per milk??
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I think this is one of the ones you have to smash your head against a wall violently to join.
And that's why internet exist— and i should've not used it
A.K.A. "ultrafiltered", unless you mean milk-based protein drinks. The main brand I know is "Fair I'll" and it's quite nice, the 2% tastes like 3.25%
Based milkmaxxer
Powdered milk is a miracle wasted on the poor, the fact that no company has jumped on "freeze dried milkshakes" that you just add water to shows that America has lost its entrepreneurial spirit.
Freeze drying doesn't tend to work all that great on fats which whole milk has a lot of. Not tonsay it can't be done but its generally more effort than its worth for the result
I once found cappuccino powder
(Yes i did buy and yes it suck ass)
After discovering non-skim milk powder I pretty much stopped buying "wet" milk.
I haven't had powdered milk in at least 40 years. Does it still taste like shit?
The cheap skimmed version does suck yeah. But the whole milk powder I've been using tastes just fine in cereal, coffee or anything I cooked with it.
Much better than any other shelf stable milks I've tried and beats frozen milk hands down.
Milkception is just an idea, no one's ever gone that deep.
I've got some pepsi syrup that I sometimes top up my pepsi with
We drink coke and milk together we're im from (QLD Australia) and call it a brown cow
Is that like pilk?
Pepsi and milk wtf
Probably want to finish that off with a shot of insulin too.
That's how they make industrial milkshake extra thick and creamy, together with buttermilk powder
Just drink whole milk and get it over with
I do.
Also, random shower thought... since they charge the same for whole milk as they do for semi or fully skimmed, why aren't people just buying whole milk and watering it down?
I mean skim has a lower fat content, presumably watering down whole milk will also dilute the non-fat parts of the milk like proteins, vitamins, and minerals - affecting the taste and meaning you get less of those things vs buying the same post-dilution quantity of skim milk.
They don't actually skim milk anymore. They haven't for years. They literally dilute milk with water at some part of the homogenisation process IIRC. Gonna have to go look it up now... 😂
Edit: TIL, only some places do it that way. It is generally centrifugally separated and then fortified with fat soluble Vitamins removed during the process.
Fair 'nuff. 💛
In the spirit of this sub, he probably also could put more movement in his bowel movements.
Calcium slurry.
My husband does this with heavy cream in milk lol
That’s just half and half with extra steps
Three quarters and quarter
Have done this, it's good. Excessive but good.
It's already like drinking heavy cream how do people handle so much fat?
Didn't know what milk+milk is like but milk isn't like heavy cream.
I mean, it is cause they are both dairy but the difference is pretty significant.
Isn't that what they do? They skim all the milk and then put the fat in to various concentration?
I think they just add water to bring down the fat content. All the other nutrients fall in proportion.
No, they usually use a centrifuge to separe the fat (and i guess add it back in lesser quantities later)
Why go through the expense?
To give an higher quality product, simply doing what you suggested gives you a lower quality product (and i also wonder if it's legal in europe?) You can also use the fat to do butter later
Life hack.
Milky milky
Pour it into this:
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3l1GlMT_6PE