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sh.itjust.works

Which means the reality of 2027 is going to be far stupider

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lemmy.today

2027-2028 are going be insane. Every MAGA knows that if the Dems take over the Legislature in 2026, then the Presidency AND extend their majority on Congress in 2028, then a LOT of MAGAs are going to prison, and some may even be executed.

So they will be desperate to make sure we are fully under MAGA control by 2028, and that will require massive violence. The good news is that we already know that MAGAs are virtuosically incompetent, so they will fuck it all up, and lose in the end, but the damage they will do along the way will be incalculable. That will give us the justification to treat MAGA as the Domestic Terrorist Organization, and an active, ongoing, enthusiastic National Security Threat that they clearly are, and prohibit them from existing, and purge them from our government and our society.

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lemmy.world

The Solar American System and its eight planets: Barron, Natalie, America, Melania, Trump™'s Big Beautiful Planet, Ivanka, Don Jr. And Eric.

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Gutek8134reply
lemmy.world

IIRC most of the planets in the system were named after Roman gods, so it doesn't sound too far fetched

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feddit.org

All apart from Earth. Which is probably just because every language had a word for the planet they life on before Roman names were introduced for planets you can't see with the bare eye.

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alsimoneaureply
lemmy.ca

Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn can be easily seen with the naked eye

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TBireply
lemmy.world

All part of the American Way Galaxy

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lemmy.world

I want to know which time traveller got ahead of the curve and named British farts "Trumps"

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Meanwhile, The European Commission is trying to make Chat Control happen for the 67th time (it won't happen, and it's more of a tradition than anything at this point).

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lemmy.world

Humanity has a clear version of evil and has failed to deal with it. Humanity is pathetic.

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Etterrareply
discuss.online

Every time somebody tries the elite and media decry political violence. I hate to break it to them that the Revolutionary War was political violence.

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when evil person crys how injust you are for opposing, the answer should be even more fierce opposing

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Too bad they won in the end and got thier way because humanity has failed to stop them. Evil has won.

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leminal.space

Trump is pretty evil, but it's hard to justify taking him down when he was technically democratically elected. He's a symptom of a bigger problem, can definitely take him down if he tries for a third term.

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lemmy.world

He was not, if citizens are brainwashed to elect him and there is strong evidence of interference... Is he "elected"? . He needs to be taken down now. Stopped at minimum. Removed.

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I think you may be falling for a little self-deception. Whether by ignorance or malice, people genuinely believe that this is good. Trump is a focus of a rot that runs a lot deeper, in every nation, but most malignantly in the US. You want to know why the world is struggling to take down a very clear and obvious evil? It's because the call is coming from inside the house. The path to him involves a sea of millions of degenerate human lives. That's a hard pill to swallow and a lot of distasteful actions to deal with.

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In his case I'm more worried about making a martyr out of the jackass.

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lemmy.today

It's gonna start to get confusing pretty damn soon, calling everything America. Every body of water, and everything in our solar system.

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lemmy.today

He's already said that he's thinking of renaming both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. That won't cause any problems at all. /S

So stupid. Obviously, the solution is to name one ocean after America, and the other one after Trump.

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As soon as he's dead, TPTB better switch everything back to the original names.

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lemmy.today

The most implausible part of that is that the AI bubble will pop that soon.

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The main portion of dot com bubble was about 5 years long, so it's actually pretty realistic estimations

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The bubble is going to pop soon. AI is integrated into everything we do, so investments are going to stall as we transition from speculation to profit based evaluations.

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sh.itjust.works

Tbh this renaming everything to America or Trump thing will get confusing real soon. Gulf of America (classic), Gulf of America (new), and Gulf of America (new 2)? How about keeping Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of California, and Gulf of St Lawrence?

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Sponsored names! We'll have the Wynn Yosemite National Park and Casino soon

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lemmy.world

What a relief, only "diarrhea", he finally is making something better

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pHr34kYreply
lemmy.world

With RFK at the helm, I'd expect Polio at a minimum.

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Ajikeshireply
lemmy.world

i would expect the black death at least.... giving the uk, spain, france and portugal the ability to try colonizing north america a 2nd time ;)

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That's way too little change for it to be real.

Reality has always some completely new flavor of dumb.

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