Idk what it is, but I think I get plenty of fiber in my diet but I still regularly have problems with this. My doc told me drinking water with the fiber is important, but I’m pretty sure I’m already drinking lots of water too. So… idk, if it gets bad enough maybe I’ll go look into it some more.
How paranoid do you have to be to lock the bathroom door when you're poopin'? That only makes sense if you've got little kids that don't yet fully grasp the concept of privacy.
Even closing the door is unnecessary with close family. Besides, the cats like to hang out while I'm doing business.
Yuck, who wants to have poop smell in the rest of the house/apartment?
Locking the door is the quick and easy way to signal that the room is occupied, knocking and/or asking and waiting for an answer would invariably take longer and create uncomfortable situations whenever someone doesn't remember or doesn't have the patience to wait for the answer or is just visiting and assuming that everyone locks the door when they use the bathroom.
I live in a 60 year old apartment building, there is very much not an exhaust fan. The smell radiates throughout the apartment if you don't close the door.
Depending on the direction of wind, an open window might blow the poop smell into the rest of the house/apartment even harder. Just close the damn door FFS.
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"Fighting for custody of his organs" is an incredible turn of phrase. That Ronaldo guy should be a poet or writer.
A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this
I’d be more concerned if he took a portion of his shirt off
I had a teacher who would occasionally wear only one sleeve of a sweater. He claimed it was too hot with the whole thing on. Looked weird.
Eat some fiber once in a while, folks
Yeah, like some good old tainted lettuce, ya dinguses
And don't abuse opiates
Idk what it is, but I think I get plenty of fiber in my diet but I still regularly have problems with this. My doc told me drinking water with the fiber is important, but I’m pretty sure I’m already drinking lots of water too. So… idk, if it gets bad enough maybe I’ll go look into it some more.
You MFers need some fiber in your diet. Otherwise you are gonna end up with a brain aneurysm from pressing so much.
Could be the opposite. I like to think he was hoping to achieve lift-off.
Fightin, Lovin, Poopin is the Journey song we needed but never got.
Just his shirt, i strip naked
It's how you came into this world, might as well go out the same way
just ibs things
I do that in public urinals.
You must have small feet
fighting for me life in here
Godspeed.
Sidebar, I love your username. I noticed it when I first joined.
Maybe he was hot
How does she know about that, though - are they the kind of couple who don't lock the bathroom when they're going about their business?
How paranoid do you have to be to lock the bathroom door when you're poopin'? That only makes sense if you've got little kids that don't yet fully grasp the concept of privacy.
Even closing the door is unnecessary with close family. Besides, the cats like to hang out while I'm doing business.
I lock the door out of habit any time I'm in there, even if I'm home alone and just shaving my face or something.
Yuck, who wants to have poop smell in the rest of the house/apartment?
Locking the door is the quick and easy way to signal that the room is occupied, knocking and/or asking and waiting for an answer would invariably take longer and create uncomfortable situations whenever someone doesn't remember or doesn't have the patience to wait for the answer or is just visiting and assuming that everyone locks the door when they use the bathroom.
Does your bathroom not have a fan?
A person visibly sitting on a toilet is an even clearer signal, though.
Anyway, the smell signals the cats that it's time to hang out in the bathroom.
I live in a 60 year old apartment building, there is very much not an exhaust fan. The smell radiates throughout the apartment if you don't close the door.
I live in a 100-year-old house and every bathroom is ventilated.
It does in fact not have a fan, and frankly I doubt that a would keep the smell completely out of the hallway if you leave the door open.
The cat can get fucked.
Don't fuck cats. That's nasty.
Not even a window in the bathroom? That's also nasty. In my country, bathrooms are required to be ventilated.
Also, most shits shouldn't reek so much the odor fills multiple rooms. That's a separate issue.
Depending on the direction of wind, an open window might blow the poop smell into the rest of the house/apartment even harder. Just close the damn door FFS.
You don't maintain a positive pressure in your home? No wonder it smells like shit.