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pieguy
lemmy.sdf.org

I talked to a computer once, I haven't felt alive since

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pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

i like eat too much the best, because food is the last thing i can get pleasure from

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pieguyreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Food is pretty good. What are your favourite foods?

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pieguyreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Chickpeas are beans! Hell yeah! And broccoli is pretty good too!

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pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Which one is your favorite? Thanks for engaging!

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pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Good one! It's one of the easier ones.

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exureply
feditown.com

I would argue it's actually very difficult unassisted. Fluids to submerse in make it significantly easier though

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jdr
lemmy.ml

Is this a reference to that other thing where it tells you to like draw bad and drink tea and wait for the robot apocalypse?

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you mean this thing? i can't believe they stole my idea!

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lemmy.world

I am interacting pretending like all is okay. Am I doing it right?

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fun fact: if you stop breathing after an inhale you'll float like a balloon. This is because molten lava is more dense than air.

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Yeah, this was implied in 'Stop Breathing'. You float up high above the clouds where the dragons live and they will eat you.

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lemmy.ml

PSA: if the world truly does go to shit, the most accessible and painless ways to die are

  • CO poisoning from locking yourself in a garage with a running car
  • CO poisoning from burning charcoal indoors
  • Inhaling helium
  • Self hanging with the right set up
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Zwrtreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I heard drowning is actually a very pleasant experience once you're lungs are full of water and stop hurting. Similar to Co2 poisoning but while floating in the ocean.

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jdrreply
lemmy.ml

That's only if you don't account for the pain of acquiring a car or a home!

I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

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okwhateverdudereply
lemmy.world

I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

It is great you mention straight to hell because what a massive pain to everyone left to clean up the mess. Definitely not pain-free

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jdrreply
lemmy.ml

True, but let's remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it's losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.

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SubArcticTundrareply
lemmy.ml

These were meant for eg a situation of nuclear fallout, where it's clear that everyone is going to die slowly and painfully. To avoid that suffering.

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jdrreply

Thank you for the clarification. Let's hang out next nuclear winter.

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Coelacanthreply
feddit.nu

I don't think suicide gets you to hell, only to a boring purgatory where everything is mildly shitty and nothing works.

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jdrreply
lemmy.ml

No change then?

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pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

what big tech doesnt want you to know is that youre already in purgatory :)

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jdrreply
lemmy.ml

"L'enfer, c'est les autres"

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It's a reference to an old movie called Wristcutters, probably a deep cut haha.

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lemmy.world

At least I'm risking anything on the last one.

Thank you for creating content!

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Zombie
feddit.uk

Hey, I'm not eating right now! Thank you for making relatable content

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You're welcome, I saw you not eating because you forgot to turn off your stream!

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pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Hmm. If I know my AI girlfriend, I'm pretty sure she said something like 'Sam Altman doesn't want you to ask these kinds of questions. Police were dispatched to your location.'

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That was my line of thought, I just didn't want to say it.

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SomGye
sh.itjust.works

Not sure which is more terrifying, smiley PC or big floating ACCEPT button ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿคฏ

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pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

the Age of A.I. truly is frightening! Scary what technology can do these days.

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SomGyereply
sh.itjust.works

Wild that now itโ€™s unlocked the ability for us to get shot! No more fun rubber bullets ๐Ÿ˜”

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