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lemmy.world

"But my childhood!"

Uh how about my life right fucking now? Assholes

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quokk.au

No, sorry. I need to feel like I'm 9 again, and your life doesn't really... 'matter'. I didn't know you when I was 9.

I'm drinking nestle™ hot chocolate while I re-read the only book I've ever read too, if that makes you feel less lonely.

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jambudzreply
lemmy.zip

Drinking hot chocolate made with child slavery. Good ole nestle

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And if you don't want to read 200 books that each have less than that many pages, I'd recommend the Elemist Chronicles, probably my favorite book in that setting and much more substantial than mainline series books.

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lemmy.zip

Has anyone edited those to cut out the redundant explanation sections in every book? It's not too bad when you're not binging them, but good lord these were not made to be read right after another.

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lemmy.world

You know you are allowed to skip pages right? Lol or is it worked into the full story somehow?

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They sometimes work it into the story a lot. You can usually skip the first 3 pages or so no problem, but other times you have skim through to find relevant details.

Also when the aliens show up you get like a half page to a page describing them (each of them) as if you haven't read the same thing 30 times.

I get why it's there, they were written to be accessible for anyone who just picked up book 42 at a yard sale or whatever.

Edit, also the descriptions of every goddamn animal, their instincts, and the morphing process of each. Granted, those actually differ a bit because the process is different everytime, but there's only so many ways to describe hairy Fly legs exploding from your chest.

Edit:Might as well make it a drinking game at this point, but also explaining what happened to Tobias every book, explaining Tom in at least Jake's books.

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piefed.social

Get over Harry Potter, the book was shit then and it is now.

Seriously, the only redeeming quality is how whimsical the Wizarding World is, the actual story is bullshit, and since the whimsy goes away after the third book in favor of "Edgy Bullshit" for books 4-7, there isn't a lot of whimsy to enjoy

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I have the theory that if it wasn't for the movies, the series wouldn't have gotten a fraction of the popularity it has.

Specially the music. I think the score did most of the heavy lifting in giving the movies that "whimsy magical feeling"

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Indeed, Harry Potter is marketing hype that's it, as a kid I only read Sorcerer's Stone cover to cover, then I moved onto Redwall.

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Yeah it couldn't be clearer that she's the UK wing of the same politics that the other billionaires like Musk and Thiel are pushing. Must be something that they all cooked up together on Epstein's island.

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books (am a former potterhead):

cahill witch chronicles by jessica spotswood: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/ce311077-bffb-4f03-8d97-414d0867bc49

land of stories by chris colfer: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/22f21e3c-a0c4-4c73-89cc-25dab513b3da

anything by john green

animorphs by k.a. applegate: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/c79bbb93-ea90-4f1b-b01c-73d7380ceb17

teardrop by lauren kate: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/b17c03ea-d22d-4dae-b5d6-f6545f139fd6

just juliet by charlotte reagan: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/f45bfdae-67b6-4013-bfec-dfbf9482b165

loving lakyn by charlotte reagan (the "first" half of the above but more trigger warnings): https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/1592d5c3-f5f0-46b6-b157-ced3f5824f6a

chronicles of prydain (five books) by lloyd alexander: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/5561d565-ad04-4c55-8bff-c3c85db53725

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retrofed.com

Who even uses X? Aren't most of these just bots feeding off what she posts?

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lyrialreply
anarchist.nexus

The answer, sadly, is literally most people with an internet connection and a desire for social media. And that fact makes even more people use it due to the network effect.

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I don't think most people use it. I know so maybe people and no one I know seems to use it especially not now. I never used it when it was twitter though. Maybe I'm just not talking to the right people

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A lot of people sadly, though, it's probably true there are a lil too many bots which then also drag humans in the shitting

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lemmy.today

What the fuck is her problem? Did she get diddled by a trans person or something? Is she that closeted!?

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So internalized misogyny is her projection onto the rest of us.

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lemmy.world

Liberals call it a "centrist" position. She's just "reaching across the aisle" and all that.

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See, this is why you do have to be so harsh to bigots; they're so easy to energize that only a few need to get through to have a negative impact.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Any recommendations on books? Back then I thought the Harry Potter books (well, the 3 that I've read) where neat and I'd like to read something similar again :D

(TYSM for the recommendations! Sorry I didn't reply to anyone)

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lemmy.world

If you haven't read them yet, the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett fills a similar fantasy space, but with an excellent dose of British humor mixed in. The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic are often recommended as the primary starting point, but there's a handful of parallel storylines with their own "starting points". Going Postal is one of my favorites.

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Second this. There's a bunch of really good stand alone ones if you want to dip your toe in, small gods is excellent

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JayJLeasreply
lemmy.world

I will never not recommend Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, I would suggest starting with the Tiffany Aching series, they're YA but might give you the vibe you want. Alternatively, any of the novels set in Unseen University (or focused around the wizards) might also be worth a look. I wouldn't recommend starting with the Light Fantastic or the Colour of Magic though, just because they're early books and he hadn't got his writing style down yet. Maybe Unseen Academicals or Equal Rites?

Other book suggestions:

  • Redemption of Althalus by David and Leigh Eddings (I have been informed the authors are child abusers, read if you want)
  • Stargods trilogy by Irene Radford
  • Tide Lords series by Jennifer Fallon
  • Bitterbynde trilogy by Cecilia Dart-Thornton
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The correct answer IMO, the world is never going to not need a hero like Sir Terry Pratchett. He provides wisdom and hope. GNU Terry.

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nightlilyreply
leminal.space

I wouldn’t put the Eddings on there without a huge warning that they were convicted child abusers - to be fair they managed to keep it very quiet while they were alive.

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otacon239reply
lemmy.world

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

The Mistborn Trilogy

His Dark Materials series (The Golden Compass)

These all quickly pulled me into their fantasy worlds and I read through them pretty quickly.

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If you want fantasy speaking to a young audience I recommend The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett, and if you like it the rest of the Tiffany Aching series

Alternatively I've heard good things about The Wizards of Earthsea by Ursula K LeGuinn (I've only read her sci fi, which while famously good isn't in any way a replacement for Harry Potter)

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RebekahWSDreply
lemmy.world

'So You Want To Be A Wizard" series by Diane Duane.

'A Wizard of Earthsea' by I forgot this authors name help help

I'm going to sleep now. The nyquil is kicking in.

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piefed.blahaj.zone

Came across this yesterday. Haven't read any of these but here's a small list for both kids and adults, courtesy of sophiebeerdraws.

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nightlilyreply
leminal.space

Not having Ursula Le Guin while having BrandoSando on there is criminal. Go read the Earthsea books.

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I've had Ursula Le Guin's books on my list for a while now, personally. Although the impression that I get is that Le Guin is in her own tier that others should be compared to, up there with Tolkien with Anne Rice.

Haven't read any of the books in that screenshot myself but I was assuming they're all that Potter / Narnia / Alice kind of idea of a chosen one in a magical land, mostly for kids and young adults.

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Alternatives should really be a standard for when shit goes down on any media.

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More of an off the beaten path recommendation, but The Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy was a really fun YA fantasy novel about a trans girl who joins a coven of witches.

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Besides all the good recommendations here already, I'd like to add the Farseer trilogy by Robin Hobb

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Adrian Mole Diaries by Sue Townsend

Not at all similar but read them anyway if you haven't.

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I mean you Could also read the other books. Get them second Hand and you dont even have to support Rowling.

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Currently reading "The House in the Cerulean Sea" by T. J. Klune and it might scratch a similar itch

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I thought "The Witch and the Wizard" was a fairly decent series. Keep in mind i was 11 at the time

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So far there's only one book, but if you want a fairly cozy read, I liked The Wizard's Butler by Nathan Lowell

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Someone needs to send her to a good place to dry out. I think she thought she was being feminist and then the alcohol took over her frontal lobe and made her evil. To be clear, getting her off booze is the first step, then she needs a moral intervention.

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I abused alcohol for like nine years straight and I was never half the miserable, bigoted wretch this creature chooses to be. Alcohol doesn't "make people evil", it thins the barriers holding back what's already there.

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lemmy.world

Presuming the screenshotted OP is a lawyer, bravo on the Esqueer instance name. That’s hilarious

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::: spoiler It’s worse.
She’s a liberal. She knows litigation is how the maintains it's Nazi power.
:::

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piefed.social

This informs why she continues to be mentioned. If people stopped interacting with her she'd literally go away.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

If people stopped interacting with her she'd literally [go] away

That's true of literally everyone, though.

Unfortunately, she's a billionaire with a lot of clout and powerful friends, so it's highly unlikely that everyone will just start collectively ghosting her any time soon.

Those of us who see her for what she is doing so is still a good start.

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Also, she may be riding and amplifying the current wave of transphobia, but the rot runs deep. Especially in the UK, where even supposedly progressive parties and publications are just salivating at the thought of hurting trans people.

JKR is not the source of the poop. She’s just the largest turd.

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Once you're a world-renowned creator of a massive multimedia franchise and a billionaire that lives in a castle and uses your vast fortune to create legal troubles for a marginalized group and for anyone who points out you're persecuting said marginalized group, there's no amount of ignoring that will make you go away. The only way to make her go away is to aggressively fight back against her bullshit.

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That's not how lobbying works.🙃
She’s paying for this entire network of hate.

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Malycareply
lemmy.zip

Evidently childhood fandom is more important than protecting our most vulnerable

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You cannot ask people to actually do something. It's all hashtags, shitstorms, changing one's profile picture.

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She's probably the useful idiot for someone so as long as that "need" exists she'll be shoved (willingly) into the spotlight.

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Something about defending cops, law, and their justice system. I’ve long forgotten what it was, but it was enough for my wife to drop the 🛜.
You can't be a 🏳️‍⚧️ activist, and a imperialist. They simply don't mash.

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Mother fuckers who have only ever read one book that's split up into multiple books but often bound together and murdering queers while claiming victimhood, name a more iconic combination.

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