But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says "yeah that guy? He's a door. He's a good door, pretty chill." And that's it your the chill door dude.
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Hold door
Hodor.
Ant door.
Andor?
Star Wars and Game of Thrones take place in the same universe.
FUCKING KNEW IT!
Or, what about the satisfaction of knowing your purpose?
Probably gets hella positive brain chemicals when he doors up too. Imagine just fulfilling your purpose and feeling ecstatic that you're dooring
First thing I thought man, jesus that would be a relief.
But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says "yeah that guy? He's a door. He's a good door, pretty chill." And that's it your the chill door dude.
Unless I somehow manage to fuckup being a door...
I mean at least with an ant colony, if you fuck up being a door they'll just kill you instead of letting you live with the embarrassment.
Thank merciful queen for that
Given what the other ants are doing outside the nest, I'd rather just chill and be a door.
I'd rather be a door bug than work at Amazon, could be worse
That's a turtle ant soldier, by the way: https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/488130
That's a great door to aspire to 🫡
Wal-Mart greeters be like:
"Welcome to Ant Hole, I love you"
That's Costco but I'll allow it.
OPEN THE BIFRÖST
Ant Door Ant Door wearing a sombredoor