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awful.systems

I grip your shirt (choose keyboard layout) and start lifting it over your head (selecting partition scheme), but you pull back, suddenly unsure...

"B-but this isn't one of those cringe distros, is it?"

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4amreply
lemmy.zip

Was that link loading slow because it was installing a crypto miner, or because it was running off an old thinkpad in the back of someone’s apartment?

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jaschopreply
awful.systems

Hang on while I look up the sed command to edit your shirt off...

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sh.itjust.works

*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*

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lemmy.world

“ahh you put it in upside down.”

flips

“eww it’s still upside down”

flips to original postiton

“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”

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I'm imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go "yeah, just like that"

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lemmy.zip

I already have linux :3

But let's distro hop together 👉👈

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Zinkreply
programming.dev

Oooh excuse me, b- but did your apt just brush up against my pacman?

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europe.pub

*nothing happens*

oh you silly *quickly types*

$ sudo systemctl enable clothing

you don't want to stop clothing system wide, just for us two, luckily systemcuddle disable without the dash dash now flag doesn't immediately stop the systemd unit, so this didn't have any harmful effect. Instead lets just stop the user wide systemd units. *types*

$ systemctl --user stop clothing

*my clothes disappear*

and now for you *types*

$ sudo systemctl --machine socsa@ stop clothing

*your clothes disappear*

uwu

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I had to install it my self again. Just like every night.

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lemmy.world

I came out to my wife 5 days ago and started taking hormones yesterday. The pipeline is real (and beautiful)

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Very well. Shes actually much happier with my new personality. I think she always saw it, but I was too busy hiding it to be passionate or emotional at all. We're actually communicating and growing together.

Im still working on coming out to our friends and eventually my family

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I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend... I think... Maybe... Oh no I'm getting turned on...) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.

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feddit.org

You made out with your cousin while installing Linux on their PC? Well, good for you I guess.

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Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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