dadjokes·Dad JokesbyWhatsHerBucket The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.View original on lemmy.world297Comments18Reply
ookwhateverdude replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesEspecially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.13Reply
🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞 lemmy.worldI spent too much time looking for a source article before I noticed where this was posted. Nicely done. oof. lol4Reply
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This took me way too long to get.
How long, exactly? About three feet?
You need to meter these jokes.
Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.
just inching his way to his next joke
I guarantee the next one won't measure up
I clicked the OP a few times thinking I didn't reach the joke yet lol
Finally. A proper fucking dad joke.
it took quite a long time, but we got there
They should. Meter sticks are superior.
thankfully, one meter is under a yard.
you just need to dig for it!
Swiggity swoke I’m stealing your joke.
But will they ever make them shorter?
We'll have to get a ruling on that call.
Well played!
I spent too much time looking for a source article before I noticed where this was posted. Nicely done. oof. lol
Wow this actually made me laugh....
I don't do drugs any more