A super old convo about online sex. The dude put his wizard clothes and then just breaks the sexy feeling with wizard stuff. Then the girl gets another dude hot, and it's him again :-)
Man, I really miss the good ol' days of bash.org, newsgroups, and Slashdot. There was genuinelyn weird and hilarious shit like this instead of influencer crap, and the monetization privacy-nightmare wasn't really a thing yet
Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I'd probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn't even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.
Why's the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?
"Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you're holding two nukes but I'm more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me." *officer gets shot*
I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".
I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.
Also I'm pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training
lol no it wouldn't. War is hard. Just look at Russia and Ukraine. No nukes, yet war, and yet nobody else is getting involved.
They do not want the economic cost of war. The only reason the US is fighting Iran is because Trump et al are too fucking stupid to understand how much damage they're doing to both the economy and armament stockpiles.
War is very profitable, for certain people. You can look at the enormous cost of conflicts for the minor benefits, but that cost is borne by taxpayers, while the benefiticiaries are almost exclusively the ruling class.
But the ruling class, if they're same and acting in their own self interest, don't want to get involved in a peer conflict, where losing doesn't just mean walking away from a country with whatever they could plunder, but could mean actually having their own necks on the line. They are already on top of the world, so why shake things up?
The biggest danger of a major peer conflict is that, in order to get enough ordinary people on board such that they don't mind spending enormous sums to line the pockets of the ruling class, we are fed a constant stream of propaganda designed to make us hate and fear foreigners instead. When the ruling class whips people up into such a frenzy, there's always a chance of losing control, and winding up with some True Believer in the wrong place at the wrong time, like General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove.
Until then, we will be in a constant state of "low-intensity" warfare, of imperialistic aggression against those too weak to fight back. While in the meantime, with so much money being poured into that, things will gradually get worse and worse domestically until we inevitably get either fascism or socialism.
It's also devastating for people's willingness to be ruled. There's a brief wartime popularity boost in some circumstances, and defensive wars tend to remain popular, but eventually people get sick of rationing and of people they know dying.
IMHO the major world powers are more afraid of how their economies would collapse. We're extremely interwoven now. What's keeping China away from Taiwan is what they've seen in Ukraine and Iran.
Plus the fact that with the way the US is going, Taiwan might willingly jump into Chinese hands in a few years just to shield themselves from Western Aggression.
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Wrong art! MMQ gang rise up!
Clearly you have not seen the Garfield Counterspell.
The SpongeBob one is better
💯 Agree
EDIT: lol, there is another variant:
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What @[email protected] is saying is to put an ! in front to make the image appear inline. Like this:
Lol. I chose this one because it looks like the dude in OPs picture.
I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵
Don't ever message me again you piece of sh17.
I need to keep a list of your usernames or something
What's the context for that?
A super old convo about online sex. The dude put his wizard clothes and then just breaks the sexy feeling with wizard stuff. Then the girl gets another dude hot, and it's him again :-)
Man, I really miss the good ol' days of bash.org, newsgroups, and Slashdot. There was genuinelyn weird and hilarious shit like this instead of influencer crap, and the monetization privacy-nightmare wasn't really a thing yet
Thank you hahaha
I gotchu fam. Check it: https://bash-org-archive.com/?104383
Ratatoskr bless 💚🐿️
Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.
Haha, now I have two
Kinda useless to have two senses of confident but gentle masculinity, but you do you, boo.
Yeah you're gonna need at least 5
I think mine got lost in the mail...
Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity
Oh, yes. Well then, sorry to crash your meeting.
Wait! Can YOU launch a nuke, huge penis, and confidence?!
And? No.
Or? Yes.
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I'd probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn't even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.
why would I want to launch a huge penis and a sense of confident masculinity into space? What is it you are giving?
They said slightly less gay, not more gay than a rainbow furry in a Village People orgy.
We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.
Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.
Unstable Unicorns mentioned
Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!
I mean, he said "slighlty less" gay, not straight...
must be a bi sorcerer. or a lesbian witch.
So slightly less effective?
Nah. Non binary sorcery is the strongest. Believe me us wizards have ran the tests and numbers don't lie.
Ooo, sorry... Ace wizardry is þe most powerful: no horny jail.
User name checks out. Also, is true.
Imagine if he went full GAY!
Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!
(Not my work, I just think it's cool)
Why's the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?
They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction
"Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you're holding two nukes but I'm more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me."
*officer gets shot*
Showing my age with this reference
Brilliant!
Also I'm pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training
Someone needs to give cover fire while the other places the nukes.
Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.
But it's still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.
Yes, it's only slightly less gay. I cannot support heterosexual sorcery.
Oh, fuck no. Just confirming there is enough homosexual magic to make it worthwhile.
Otherwise it is the sorcery equivalent to jerking off.
You are now being hunted by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
They LOVE casting spells.
We love casting spells
I'm never quite sure if these people believe what they're saying, and should be institutionalised, or it's more of a vibe thing.
I mean if were institutionalizing people that believe in magic and ethereal shit we have to institutionalize like 80% of Americans.
WW3 would break out like instantly without the threat of nukes.
lol no it wouldn't. War is hard. Just look at Russia and Ukraine. No nukes, yet war, and yet nobody else is getting involved.
They do not want the economic cost of war. The only reason the US is fighting Iran is because Trump et al are too fucking stupid to understand how much damage they're doing to both the economy and armament stockpiles.
War is very profitable, for certain people. You can look at the enormous cost of conflicts for the minor benefits, but that cost is borne by taxpayers, while the benefiticiaries are almost exclusively the ruling class.
But the ruling class, if they're same and acting in their own self interest, don't want to get involved in a peer conflict, where losing doesn't just mean walking away from a country with whatever they could plunder, but could mean actually having their own necks on the line. They are already on top of the world, so why shake things up?
The biggest danger of a major peer conflict is that, in order to get enough ordinary people on board such that they don't mind spending enormous sums to line the pockets of the ruling class, we are fed a constant stream of propaganda designed to make us hate and fear foreigners instead. When the ruling class whips people up into such a frenzy, there's always a chance of losing control, and winding up with some True Believer in the wrong place at the wrong time, like General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove.
Until then, we will be in a constant state of "low-intensity" warfare, of imperialistic aggression against those too weak to fight back. While in the meantime, with so much money being poured into that, things will gradually get worse and worse domestically until we inevitably get either fascism or socialism.
It's also devastating for people's willingness to be ruled. There's a brief wartime popularity boost in some circumstances, and defensive wars tend to remain popular, but eventually people get sick of rationing and of people they know dying.
IMHO the major world powers are more afraid of how their economies would collapse. We're extremely interwoven now. What's keeping China away from Taiwan is what they've seen in Ukraine and Iran.
Plus the fact that with the way the US is going, Taiwan might willingly jump into Chinese hands in a few years just to shield themselves from Western Aggression.
What aggression? Taiwan has always been part of the USA. /s
WOOO! WW3 without nukes would be fire!
With nukes too!
Yea, fire, FIRE!!
Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus.
Dude looks like a Yu Gi Oh character. XD
Boy, do I wish we could do that magic to the nukes.
That's totally a dude
Damn